...Drop the gun, Mike.
(Whoa, since when could that fat douchedick talk?)
[The screen flickers on, showing a happy Castlah and Theresa]
[Archer is there too, and while he doesn’t look exactly happy, he also doesn’t look as tense as Theresa said he was last message. Hell, he’s almost his usual casual self]
Hello again, Miss Caster, and this will likely be our last “hello” via the small screen, as–…
[Castlah turns the camera to face the now-completed machine]
The transporter is now complete! Heh, it certainly took a while, but now your two beloved castaways are nearly on their way to a safe and happy return.
[Theresa nods]
Yep! ‘S gonna take awhile to get it running, so you should probably be getting this message a bit before we’re here, but be lookin’ out for us, okay?
[Archer is about to open his mouth, but then—]
[The screen glitches up and goes black! There's still some ambient sounds like a recording is playing, but they're different...]
make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019…
(Blinks and smells Saber Lion.)
[Flapping noises in the background, and frantic squawking. Not to mention a shitload of splashing coming from one direction.]
Tch... hold still, you bird...!
[After a while, it dies down.]
...Caster - the playing field has changed. The other Caster is—
[A loud voice that can be heard in the background pipes up.]
Gather here, O abandoned ones. I shall lead you! I shall command you!
...The other Caster is attacking full-force. He's going to take down this entire house just to stop us from leaving.
The deep resentment that we the oppressed hold shall reach God himself!
Theresa will be going on without me. If all goes according to plan, the machine will appear in a clearing that Roger has designated as his own territory. It’s linked to the basement by an underground tunnel - your world’s Roger should be able to lead you there.
make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019-Summons his Keyblade and spins it in his hand-
Locked chests? Psh, you'll eating those for breakfast.
-Stops and rests it on his shoulder-
Yep. You can do magic with 'em too. Your Keyblade's name is the Star Seeker, and it boosts your magic power a little.
edited 5th Jul '15 9:04:53 PM by Rivux
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean...Drop the gun.
(Shuffles a step towards Lion.)
O God in Heaven, with words of condemnation I praise your holy name!
[More splashing in the background.]
...Call me back with a Command Spell, Caster. After she has safely returned. In the meantime, I'll be killing this thing.
Arrogant God! Cruel God! We shall pull you down from your throne!
(Edited because I cannot into formatting)
edited 5th Jul '15 9:07:58 PM by MobileLeprechaun
make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019-wind rustling-
...I have no idea, to be honest... There's no darkness here from my world. And since our world are different, you shouldn't have been able to wield a Keyblade at all.
-Scratches the back of his head-
All this official Keyblade business is kinda vague to me too... The Master Yen Sid of my world was a Keyblade Master at one point, though. Maybe... It spilled over to you from your Master Yen Sid? I'm not sure...
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's meanAnd, Caster… Rin...
...
[A large THUD can be heard.]
...I love you, too. But the mission is still to bring Theresa back. And I will see that through.
[Cut to frantic flapping on Predrag's part, the sounds of something massive approaching the area]
[And then there’s some, uhh… very upsetting sounding yelling in the distance…]
N-no, damn it, I have to– I can’t just leave him!
M-Miss Theresa, please, I beg of you! You must leave immediately!
It’s—it’s gonna kill him!
No, listen–listen to me! He has it under control, just—… hurry, there’s no time!
Archer! ARCHER!
N—… Think of your family, damn it…! You can’t take him, he’s–he’s a Servant! Please…
…
...Drop the... other thing...
make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019

Sounds like you're lying about lying!