.......
IT'S TRUE!
You see, Tallis. A ring has found it's way into this world....A terrible ring, of immense power, that will spell DOOM for the United States of America!!
The Dark Lord Sauron seeks the ring! He will use the power to destroy the Bill of Rights, thus erasing our beautiful country from existence!
The Lion has the ring! You must take from her, and carry it up the Mountain!
-He points out the window and hey when did that terrifying mountain in the distance get there-
The ring corrupts...Do not let it seduce you on your travels! Toss it into the fire, end its curse!
...Fat chance.
edited 3rd Jul '15 10:57:28 PM by MacDuffy
Tallis, I understand your frustrations! The danger of the task placed upon you is great....But you are the only one who can do this!
There is a time in every man's life when he is burdened with responsibilities he does not want, but he must carry out, for the sake of all, for he is the only one who can!
I mustn't tarry here...the Nazgul search for me, they believe I carry it!
Remember! The Lion has the ring!!
-He LEAPS out a nearby window and takes off-
...!?!
-Roger flinches at the sudden bolt of lightning, and sees that he is gone!-
..What the-!?
-Kaku be searchin' for AAAAAPPLES-
edited 3rd Jul '15 11:15:32 PM by MacDuffy

-The Lodger heads over to Sak and Julie-
Good evening...