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... Well um... Just worried that the stuff between you two is becoming a problem and was gonna head out to get her back so you two could talk it out...
... I—I'm just worried that this might turn into a giant clusterfuck if this keeps.
edited 3rd Jul '15 12:48:26 PM by Lilqueendaisy
LOVE IS STORED IN THE AXOLOTL!...One final question.
-the clock in Cas's room ticks ceaselessly, relentlessly, as Roger swings back and forth like clockwork-
You're in a desert walking along in the sand when all of a sudden you look down, and you see a tortoise.
It's crawling towards you. You reach down, you flip the tortoise over on its back. The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can't, not without your help. But you're not helping. Why aren't you helping, Roger?
{Well... w— reasons...}
edited 3rd Jul '15 12:49:06 PM by thespacephantom
UN JOUR JE SERAI DE RETOUR PRÈS DE TOI-shakes head-
No, that has never happened. The Fae have a... complicated way of doing things, which will require some explanation.
We seek out things that alleviate our boredom, above most else. While it would be possible for the more malicious Fae to subjugate humanity and keep them as slaves, they would consider that "boring". Any sort of torment they inflict on humans will always have some sort of method of escape, because the chance of failure provides us with a thrill... what ended up happening is that Fae toyed with humans by trapping them in deadly "Fae Games", which involved forcing humans complete difficult tasks or solve riddles on the pain of death. This was their way of waging war.
What I ended up doing was act as a mentor to try to guide the humans out of Fae Games. The humans are considered hostages, so I couldn't interfere too much or they would be killed.
edited 3rd Jul '15 12:50:30 PM by HilarityEnsues

I'm avare zhat's not supposed to be normal- but jeez. I may've been single all my life, but I'm not desperate. And I swear- valentines day is just tainted for me. Tainted with ze fans' desperation because ze creep factor increases exponentially around zhat time.
{And why did you want to prove me wrong?}
1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this post