-turns to Fen- ...I have a lot of nerve?
It was the humans that captured the fae and drained us for our magic, leaving our bodies to wither away into husks. The crimes the Fae have committed after the fact didn't just happen for no reason, you know.
Even knowing this, I've dedicated my life to rescuing humans from the hands of my brethren, earning ire from my own people and still being spat upon by yours.
edited 3rd Jul '15 10:55:01 AM by HilarityEnsues
Hey- I did say face-punching first.
But you said what if it didn't have a face.
And basically everything has something equivocal to a nutsack.
Even girls, and robots, and robot-girls. Because a groin-kick is just as effective on zhem.
{Is it a magical kick?}
1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this post

Such tactics may be necessary in a life or death situation, but otherwise that is needlessly cruel.
-glances at Luis, sighing-
It seems she is already trying to turn everyone against me.
And to think I've deigned to try to help people. This is the thanks I get.
edited 3rd Jul '15 10:46:21 AM by HilarityEnsues