Agh-! Noooo!
-Roger curls up to try and brace against the flurry of blows!-
-The goose's eyes slowly open, staring up at the ceiling...-
HONK......HONK!.....
[No.....It...It can't end this way....Our lineage, our history....it...cannot end with such a whimper....!]
HONK...!
[...Father......]
-A single tear rolls down its bill-
edited 1st Jul '15 12:04:04 PM by MacDuffy
(Mustache has a pen in her mouth, writing something on a piece of paper.)
(Mustache spits out the pen, and speaks to him in Fishese one last time.)
(<Here's your receipt.>)
(Mustache picks up the paper with a fin and tosses it on his body - with a single word written on it.)
("Jostache.")
—!
(deflects it in time with a sword summoned into his other hand)
...Very well. (shrugs off the towel and wades in)
.....
...[Fish. You have won this duel. The extinction of my people...is on your fins....]
-He slowly reaches down with his wing, and pulls out the last few of its tail feathers that were not completely scorched-
[Take these...As a trophy of your victory....And as a message for the future: That we Shoujo Geese...once lived.]
-Chemist Red is poured all over him-
[aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]
Aaaaaah-!!
edited 1st Jul '15 12:17:20 PM by MacDuffy
-the spear is deflected, this only makes Berserker mad enough to headbutt you-
-while he's wearing that Hephaestus-brand Helmet-
Yes- I thought he wasn't.
So tell me- who is?
That would be me, I guess. -the Servant, pictured, materializes behind Charlotte-
1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this post(lets go of the chain to leap back and out of the headbutt's way)
(looks Berserker straight in the eye)
I am the bone of my sword...
(Mustache takes the feathers into her fins.)
(...)
(Mustache has no more words to give to her defeated foe.)
(and thus, Arturia starts the breaststroke)
(she's doing pretty well, aside from the fact that she isn't actually going underwater)

(nods)