-you see the Berserker sat on a tree stump, Castcha-
-spear and shield in hand-
-the magnificent golden armor, hides those rage-filled eyes until he looks up at you- ...
-he charges forward, spear outstretched-
...! -loosens an arrow straight at Sakura, to meet the charge-
1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this post...Hmph.
(summons his bow, loosing a multishot of explosive arrows into the ground at Berserker's feet)
(he's not shooting to kill)
(he just wants to slow him down)
(Mustache starts speaking in Fishese, gloating to the downed goose.)
(<Yare yare dawa... I went through hell there.>)
(Of course, to any binary speakers, it may end up sounding completely different.)
Hm?
-Looks back down at Gen-
What, me?
-FLEX-
I'm doin' fine! There's this darn goose on the loose, though, see! I'm trying to track it down and—
-[HONK]-
-(that is an actual sound effect that comes out to the side of sora)-
Wait... It's in there!? I gotta move! Hyup!
-Hops into the hall and skids to a stop just before the bathroom ruckus-
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean-Berserker seems to be slowed slightly, but not quite-
-he goes for a shield-bash, in his charge-
..! -was not expecting that, and thus she is punched-
-she recovers quickly- Hmph.
-she loosens another arrow, this one is packed with a gas for disorientating an opponent-
1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this post-The goose is TACKLED-
...!?
HONKAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH-!!
-It is sent careening through the wall, into another room!-
-LADY MADOKA-
-These PEONS are stealing your glory!....-
...Hey, come on! Don't feel bad!
-Think of something that'd motivate Garp.....-
...Uh...No matter how much Justice gets beaten down....it'll always get back on its feet, because, uh....unlike evil, Justice has something to protect!
edited 1st Jul '15 11:16:38 AM by MacDuffy
(time to do something incredibly stupid, Caster)
(he reinforces his body)
(and just takes the shield bash, sent crashing and tumbling out of the clearing and into the woodse)
(Mustache does not relent!)
(Mustache pursues and takes a page right out of PROF. OAK's level 5 SQUIRTLE -)
(<ORA!>)
(and goes for yet another TACKLE!)
(Of course, depending on how the goose gets tazed, that might get in the way of this...)
edited 1st Jul '15 11:19:27 AM by foxmccloud4387

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...?
...Do you hear that?
-Looks at the bathroom-
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