-looking around- I wonder where my horse is right now... Or in fact what's happened to my wife.
To them I've probably ceased to exist. Not like that was a change for my father anyway.
Even Baldrick or Percy.
edited 25th Jun '12 9:04:44 AM by Olivetree
"You'd never do something as irrational as dying."What do I mean by what exactly? My father not knowing my existence?
Well it's simple, I live in the shadow of my older brother Harry, he gets married off to a lot of princesses because of Foreign policy and he's my father's favourite. So much so that he forgets he has a second son at all.
That's my life, Miserable and pathetic.
"You'd never do something as irrational as dying."That sounds horrible.....
Not to steal your thunder or anything but I'm not much better.
I'm an only child, and my parents just didn't care. They spent all their money on gambling, and I was the breadwinner of the family in my pre-teens. And what do I get for it? They sell my organs to some "friendly people" to pay off their debts and leave me...
edited 25th Jun '12 9:15:48 AM by LatverianBadger
"Shake the dust." - Anis MojganiMy arranged marriage from my father finally was with a 7 year old Hungarian princess.
I've nearly been burnt for being a Witch, I was made the Arch-Bishop of Canterbury at one point then excommunicated. Oh, and although I got away with it, I killed my Uncle the king of England by accident then I let the enemy claimant get away.
"You'd never do something as irrational as dying."Not to mention I'm a coward. -sighs-
I'm a disgrace, the biggest twit to ever be royalty. And even then it's doubtful that I have a legitimate claim due to one avoided instance where there may have been proof that I was born from a man who isn't my father.
"You'd never do something as irrational as dying."

And it didn't work it seems...
I kinda like them. It sounds pretty good. -continues eating-
edited 25th Jun '12 8:37:30 AM by nigelstack345
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