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GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#94376: Jun 24th 2012 at 8:41:22 PM

Oh. Um...

-Takes it out-

What should I do with it, then?

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
Lilqueendaisy A chill feller from Not Earth Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: In love with love
A chill feller
#94377: Jun 24th 2012 at 8:44:20 PM

-slashes at kamina with shell-

edited 24th Jun '12 8:46:15 PM by Lilqueendaisy

LOVE IS STORED IN THE AXOLOTL!
Rivux same old me from [a jump to the sky turns to a rider kick] Since: Aug, 2010
same old me
#94378: Jun 24th 2012 at 8:47:12 PM

-shrugs-

I dunno, put it up to like 350 or 400 degrees F or something for who knows how long. Nobody cooks in my family, most cooked thing any of us has ever put out are lavishly made noodles and curry. Six men in the family and nobody can cook anything else for shit.

mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean
GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#94379: Jun 24th 2012 at 8:51:35 PM

-nods-

-Does that-

...

I'll probably have to test it for poison first.

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
ParallelNebula Agent of Disruption from Procellum HQ Since: Aug, 2010
Agent of Disruption
#94380: Jun 24th 2012 at 8:52:45 PM

-looks around-

Greetings lifeforms.

edited 24th Jun '12 8:52:58 PM by ParallelNebula

Rivux same old me from [a jump to the sky turns to a rider kick] Since: Aug, 2010
same old me
#94381: Jun 24th 2012 at 8:53:55 PM

-looks over-

...sup. Thing that's probably not a life form.

mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean
ParallelNebula Agent of Disruption from Procellum HQ Since: Aug, 2010
Agent of Disruption
#94382: Jun 24th 2012 at 8:55:20 PM

I am the prototype model Charybdis-class Overlord.

What manner of location is this?

GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#94383: Jun 24th 2012 at 8:57:26 PM

Er... some sort of dimensional crossroads thing. Nice to meet you.

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
Rivux same old me from [a jump to the sky turns to a rider kick] Since: Aug, 2010
same old me
#94384: Jun 24th 2012 at 9:00:10 PM

-glances nervously away from it-

Name's Dave, big guy.

...you aren't one of those assimilating robots are you? Overlord leaves a lot to wonder about your purposes.

mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean
ParallelNebula Agent of Disruption from Procellum HQ Since: Aug, 2010
Agent of Disruption
#94385: Jun 24th 2012 at 9:01:59 PM

Likewise, lifeform. The presence of a large number of lifeforms gives me an opportunity to test a certain feature.

Accessing personality simulation databanks...

-glows red-

Personality established. Mind telling me your names?

GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#94386: Jun 24th 2012 at 9:03:11 PM

Cloud Strife.

-The duck explodes in the oven-

SHIT! -Runs off-

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
Rivux same old me from [a jump to the sky turns to a rider kick] Since: Aug, 2010
same old me
#94387: Jun 24th 2012 at 9:05:27 PM

-already did, winces at oven explosion-

Shit man! What'd you do, set it too high or leave it in too long!? I'm not actually sure if that can cause the oven to explode but shit!

mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean
ParallelNebula Agent of Disruption from Procellum HQ Since: Aug, 2010
Agent of Disruption
#94388: Jun 24th 2012 at 9:05:55 PM

-watches Cloud run off-

Cloud Strife. Interesting. He seems a bit jumpy.

Lilqueendaisy A chill feller from Not Earth Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: In love with love
A chill feller
#94389: Jun 24th 2012 at 9:06:34 PM

I'm not into assimilation...

-runs over to flame-

LOVE IS STORED IN THE AXOLOTL!
Rivux same old me from [a jump to the sky turns to a rider kick] Since: Aug, 2010
same old me
#94390: Jun 24th 2012 at 9:07:28 PM

I'm pretty sure most people that cause oven explosions will be jumpy.

mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean
Jamdat369 Does What You Don't from Terca Lumireis Since: Sep, 2011
Does What You Don't
#94391: Jun 24th 2012 at 9:08:56 PM

-is snoozing-

"All worlds begin in darkness and all so end. The heart is no different."-Ansem
ParallelNebula Agent of Disruption from Procellum HQ Since: Aug, 2010
Agent of Disruption
#94392: Jun 24th 2012 at 9:09:34 PM

Don't worry, whoever you are. I'm not going to assimilate anyone.

And what exactly is an "oven"? The word is not found in my memory banks. Maybe they don't exist in my home universe.

GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#94393: Jun 24th 2012 at 9:09:46 PM

-Shuts the oven off and starts scraping off duck guts-

I figured if it was going to get done in an hour at 500 degrees, I could get it done in 15 minutes at 2000 degrees. But the, er, the oven didn't go that high, so I kind of... tweaked it... a bit....

edited 24th Jun '12 9:10:39 PM by GameSpazzer

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
Jamdat369 Does What You Don't from Terca Lumireis Since: Sep, 2011
Does What You Don't
#94394: Jun 24th 2012 at 9:11:40 PM

Zzzz...

"All worlds begin in darkness and all so end. The heart is no different."-Ansem
Lilqueendaisy A chill feller from Not Earth Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: In love with love
A chill feller
#94395: Jun 24th 2012 at 9:12:18 PM

Ovens are not motorcycles Cloud. Don't tweak them.

LOVE IS STORED IN THE AXOLOTL!
Rivux same old me from [a jump to the sky turns to a rider kick] Since: Aug, 2010
same old me
#94396: Jun 24th 2012 at 9:13:10 PM

An oven is like, this metal box with some weird shit in it that when you turn the heat up in it, it can cook stuff. That's what it is in a summation.

-to Cloud- Dude, you don't do that. Rule number one or whatever, be patient with it. Or something. That might actually be one of my bros' rules for something else but I think it applies here.

mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean
GearLeader from Dota Hell Since: Mar, 2011 Relationship Status: Married to the job
#94397: Jun 24th 2012 at 9:14:15 PM

-Kamina then blocks again-

Hum not bad


-Link sits around bored-

edited 24th Jun '12 9:15:18 PM by GearLeader

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXkI1sTDoEg
ParallelNebula Agent of Disruption from Procellum HQ Since: Aug, 2010
Agent of Disruption
#94398: Jun 24th 2012 at 9:14:43 PM

Ah. Thanks. Memory banks updated.

By the way, who are you, Mr. Glasses?

Rivux same old me from [a jump to the sky turns to a rider kick] Since: Aug, 2010
same old me
#94399: Jun 24th 2012 at 9:15:44 PM

-internally sighs at having to repeat himself-

Dave Strider, dude.

mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean
Jamdat369 Does What You Don't from Terca Lumireis Since: Sep, 2011
Does What You Don't
#94400: Jun 24th 2012 at 9:17:01 PM

-sprawled out on the ground asleep-

"All worlds begin in darkness and all so end. The heart is no different."-Ansem

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