-Kioshi looks shocked as Sakura punches Roger-
Hey, you can't do that!
-music starts flaring up from nowehere
as Kioshi begins morphing into a muscular lizard man-
-Alpha and Omega are in the main room, unaware of the shenanigins upstairs-
Caster
(On your knees, Caster, you have a clear view of Food.)
(As he joins his MAGIKARP brethren as they swim towards that... black hole?)
(Wormhole?)
(Whatever Dumas is calling it today.)
Leon
(The black hole doesn't seem to be pulling you in from your distance, Leon.)
(But it pulls in the wild MAGIKARP continue to swim towards it.)
(Again, they aren't resisting, and seem to willingly be entering...)
Sora
(The wild MAGIKARP are still using SPLASH!)
(Their numbers are not any greater, however - these are just the 30% that were not hit by your BLIZZARD.)

Hey- that's none of your business!
-red feathers flowing-
You just have to end this pitiful nonsense!
1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this post