Well, I suppose I should introduce you guys to some of the regulars. Or at least the guys I know from other worlds. -points to Gilda- That Griffon is called Gilda, and I have no idea who the other chap is. I think that floating thing is called Rikki -points to Rikki-. There's no-one else here I think. Oh! I can show you where I defeated Kahn, follow me. -leads the camera crew outside- That spot of dirt right there, in fact -digs up Kahn's helmet- here's the proof. The authentic Outworld emperor's helmet.
"You'd never do something as irrational as dying."-leads the camera crew back inside- So, that's the cage -points to the cage, the camera pans up- That's where grudges are settled non-lethally in a cage match. I personally haven't been in a cage match, despite the pun that could be made, everyone loves The Cage! -smiles at the camera-
"You'd never do something as irrational as dying."Ok, so. You guys want to talk to the other folks around here?
-gives a thumbs up-
Actually I have a better idea. -walks over to Ed- Sorry we haven't been Introduced. I'm Johnny Cage, and you are? -smiling at the camera, whispers- Dude, sorry for the stage personality.
"You'd never do something as irrational as dying."Yeah, I haven't ever heard of that space dome stuff, have you guys? -points to the camera- Because that stuff isn't written down. This is not scripted, am I right Edmund? I'm pretty sure I am. So I'll let this cut to commercials now. -clicks his fingers-
-pans the camera down, stopping recording-
Guys, take five. Relax a little.
-they wonder off into the kitchen, making themselves coffee-
I'm a Martial Arts movie actor, well retired actor. I'm basically a full time protector of Earthrealm now due to an energy surge I got after defeating some evil dude in Mortal Kombat.
"You'd never do something as irrational as dying."No, it really isn't, it's god damn annoying. One of them shot me in the back of the head with a shotgun in a fit of fan madness. Admittedly it did prove to me that I'm Immortal. The energy surge and increase in my power is what caused them to believe that I was a god, immortality was a side effect of the energy surge.
"You'd never do something as irrational as dying."Well, I think we should be ready to carry on rolling. I could give them a tour of the place a little bit more. -whistles-
-they start filming-
And we're back, this is Johnny Cage, but you all recognise my face. Anyway, up here you see... -leads them upstairs-
-Mileena appears in the kitchen- :3
"You'd never do something as irrational as dying."I feel super energized!
More talking animals? My my this place has gotten some more interesting customers. Well I suppose I will greet all those I have yet to meet. Professor Hershel Layton, pleasure to meet you all.
edited 23rd Jun '12 8:21:06 AM by Rivux
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean

Yup Yup! -Goes to kitchen-
"Yeah, it's a shame. Here we are in an underground cave with all these lasers, and instead of having a rave we're using it for evil."