I'm not gonna tell you not to do it. You're probably going to anyway. But, I've tried this before, or at least seen it happen. Quite a few times.
Nothing is garunteed, except that someone will die, for good. Von may come back but that will mean the disappearance of at least one person. Its possible they could fight, and one of them will die. Or maybe they'll make someone that's not Von at all.
You think you can handle that?
PM box is Closed, Indefinitely Friend Code: 3368-4181-6850-Joey Jojo sits in the main room, deep in pondiferication-
-Meanwhile in the forest, Prisoner hears the roar of a monster-
Wh-!? God... I ain't even back yet and I gotta work again?
-Groans and fusses through his item pouch, casually walking to the source of the noise and putting shit together-
Lifepowder... Max potion... Make a max potion real quick...
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean- in the forest, a rather large looking rathalos was chasing... something. -
- and a female hunter, draped in red armor, was dodging and running from these attacks with not much to spare -
Come on! Stop running, you stupid...!
- suddenly, the wyvern spat out a rather large fireball, causing the huntress to jump and run to her left. -
"This quest will be easy" they said, "only an easy 18,000 zenny!" they said!
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GO AHEAD .... MR. JOEHSTUR .......-Sigh-
Oh boy.
-Downs his MAX POTION and an ENERGY DRINK and starts making his way over to the monster-
Oi! Big, red, and alpha male! I know what you want for dinner! DEEZ NUTS, eh!?
-taunt taunt-
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-Notices that Kaneki's right there too and speaks up-
Oh, Kaneki. I didn't notice you there. Are you alright?
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean- the rathalos perked its head up -
- and noticed the pink-pompadour'd hunter taunting it -
- with a loud roar, it ignored the huntress and decided to roar loudly in anger, before flying up and spitting a fireball towards him. -
... What the...
- looks over to lune in surprise, almost whacking the other with her hunting horn in the progress -
Er... I got this, trust me. I didn't get my G-rank licence for nothing, y'know!
GO AHEAD .... MR. JOEHSTUR .......- the rathalos let out another roar before deciding to try and sink its poisonous claws into prisoner -
- and just before it could get a few inches to him, a flash of light gave way... -
- causing it to fall onto the ground hard, struggling to get up -
And my palicoes are better than to be reckless little brats like you!
- tahn scrunched up her face before she got out her hunting horn and jumped up, landing her horn onto the rath's right wing -
GO AHEAD .... MR. JOEHSTUR .......Huh!?
-Pushes back up to his feet and hurries over to the Rath's head, readying a three-charge with his Nerscylla great sword-
Who're you calling a brat!? I'm 24 and a G-Rank! I got it off your back in the end, didn't I?
Good. Good.
...What happens to you now?
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's meanTrue, but I would've handled him without ya'!
- the rathalos's wing webbing ended up torn, but it didn't seem to be giving up struggling -
And i'm 22 'n G-rank too! Only difference between us is age!
- however, the conversation was cut short when the wyvern recovered, and as soon as it could it tried to swipe its tail at prisoner, causing the huntress to try and mash it's head as soon as it turned, causing music to play out of her horn -
GO AHEAD .... MR. JOEHSTUR .......

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I live in a constant state of fear and misery.