-to Sogeking- That's... kind of a pretentious title isn't it?
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Agh, forget it. -Goes sit on the couch-
Dinner's here, gotta go for now.
edited 20th Jun '12 4:45:53 PM by Elbruno
"Yeah, it's a shame. Here we are in an underground cave with all these lasers, and instead of having a rave we're using it for evil."(A woman in a pink dress is standing at the door.)
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Oh! Um, hello there. Sorry to bother you, but see, I'm looking for my dog. She's medium-sized, black with some brown and white and kind of... Mentally special. Have you seen her?
(Is running in an excited circle but is too dumb to approach the door.) :D
make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019:D KELLIE! How did you get here!? I missed you so much! Come here! (Scoops Simple Dog up in her arms.)
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Thank you so much! I was very worried about her. She's a sweet dog, but like I said, she's not that bright.
(Gives her owner kisses.) :P
make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019...Oh. Yeah, that's kind of normal. She does that when she's nervous. She sort of goes in an endless loop of barfing and eating the barf sometimes. I first discovered that this one time when we were moving and she was riding with us in the car... But that's a long story. Thank you again.
horse bad. :(
make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019Yeah, pretty normal I guess. She's sort of a special dog. Well, I have to get going now. Lots of chores around the house I need to do but probably won't end up doing... This is why I'll never be an adult... But anyway, thank you all so much! Goodbye!
bye friends! dog loves you! :D
(Does not find it strange at all that her dog is talking. Waves goodbye and leaves, Kellie safe in her arms.)
(Waves goodbye to the lady and Simple Dog. Goes to the kitchen to get breakfast.)
edited 20th Jun '12 5:03:28 PM by MobileLeprechaun
make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019(Gives Eli a sink bath and opens up a can of black beans. Something is odd about this can...)
(A strange creature pops out of the can. It's either a giant bean or a small dog, roughly the size of a grapefruit. It stares at Gordon with large, button-like eyes.)
Rise and shine, Mister Freeman. You found me~
(Gapes at it, wide eyed. I found you...)
make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019(Turns to face Daisy.) Hello~
Did you know?
~Female dabbling ducks are the only ducks capable of quacking. Male ducks only make whistling noises and are otherwise completely silent~
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8O
make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019Oh yes. I'm full of trivia. :3
(Smiles cutely and hops over to Cloud.)
Did you know?
~Somewhere, in a land far away, a legion of dedicated teenage girls is writing homoerotic literature about you and Sephiroth of all people~
(Eli's a girl...?)
make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019

-walks up to door with cloud-
edited 20th Jun '12 4:45:43 PM by Lilqueendaisy
LOVE IS STORED IN THE AXOLOTL!