(It takes her a moment to parse all this.)
...O-oh my God, Shirley's still here!? And uh... Wow, I didn't know you were... So wait, uh... Does that mean you were the guy who was fighting the, uh... other guy?
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(Just seems baffled that Ivan is not gunning them all down.)
make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019...But—but the Commies, are, um... Trying to take over the world, and...
(Is rather baffled herself. He's definitely not like they described them on the radio...)
...Huh... Well, gosh, that's... Just so you know, we lived in America, and Bucky thought he heard something about an invasion, and it got him all worried.
make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019So, you like my abdomen, huh? -smirks-
-shrugs- I don't think I'd want the people here as subjects anyway.
They'd have too many problems that they'd want me- as King- to deal with.
And of course the "Kingdom" would be too small to be able to ignore the smaller problems.
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Yes. I would have figured that you'd come to that conclusion sooner.
-stands up- So who are you, anyway?
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