-flatly- This is an original comment, and I have never before heard a similar jibe in my entire life. You wound me, sir.
It's because I'd break anything smaller or lighter.
What, 9,000?! There's no way that can be right!
edited 28th Oct '11 7:18:47 AM by GameSpazzer
MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon AlchemistSure, but what the hell are you compensating for with that armor? You know what they say about that.
Tropers watching movies-Still scathingly sarcastic-
Thank you. Now please tell me where you guys go to get your hair done, I'm sure my girlfriend will love your stylist as much as you two do.
-Hears the armor part and becomes quite serious-
Ever got hit by a bullet? It sucks harder than an airlock. This suit here keeps those things from happening along with keeping me warm or cool when the weather becomes unreasonable.
edited 26th Oct '11 7:59:37 PM by Strigon
Shameless Self-promotion ho!Armor? All I've got is this. -flicks the lightweight leather pauldron on his left shoulder-
I got the hair from my mother. It's genetic... I mean, genetic from the beginning.
I don't really bother with bullet resistant armor. It's not very flexible. I just block with my sword.
edited 26th Oct '11 8:00:57 PM by GameSpazzer
MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon AlchemistLook, I know you're jealous, but we all can't have good hair. Not that I give a damn...
Tropers watching movies-Arrok enters in, an embarrassed expression on his face-
Um, hi guys.... I forgot my medkit... My mentor really chewed me out for it... You know how long it took to walk here on my own?
-the young Tauren picks his medkit up from the couch, nods to Cloud and leaves-
They're the same? I don't understand......
And I think the machines hurt much more than the people... They really do hurt....
Deer-waves goodbye- I know. It takes awhile to disassociate those two things, but you have to think of it that way, or you'll be a nervous wreck. I had a panic attack in a submarine once, just because it sounded similar to — some things.
edited 26th Oct '11 8:02:40 PM by GameSpazzer
MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist-Joshua looks at the sword-
I suppose it works since it's bigger than a ballistic shield. And my suit is quite comfortable actually. So much so that I don't need undergarments when I wear this since it's tight enough to count as such.
Shameless Self-promotion ho!B-but I'm s-sure there's always good guys... I've seen on TV that most people think clones are evil things or soulless beings... But we're nice....
If I think all doctors and all scientists were evil... I wouldn't be giving them the chance they are giving me...
edited 26th Oct '11 8:08:06 PM by Tatsumar
Deer-to Joshua- Each to his own, then.
-beat-
...It bothers me that I took that in stride. I've been in this room too damn long.
If I ever see a doctor, or a scientist, give someone a second chance, I'll let you know.
edited 26th Oct '11 8:10:27 PM by GameSpazzer
MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist-Satisfied with Cloud's answer, Joshua proceeds to look for his LMG and clean it-
Second chances? That would be a little too risky since there are a lot of guys who say they're sorry only to shoot you in the back.
Shameless Self-promotion ho!-snorts- Sure, kid.
-to Ragna's back- If you catch on fire, I'll nudge you.
-to Volkov- See? That's what I'm trying to say! Hojo tried to blow up Midgar after he left the Shinra corporation... -shakes head- And to think, I assumed he had reformed. -his eyes glaze over a bit before blinking-
edited 26th Oct '11 8:16:03 PM by GameSpazzer
MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist-Half Asleep-
Ya got that right. Everyone's just out to get a piece of you...
-drifts off to sleep-
Tropers watching moviesDamn straight. Unless one was a pacifist.
-Volkov said the last words with utter disgust-
Shameless Self-promotion ho!No! Planet, no! Never!
I'm not that creepy, am I?
-to Volkov- I can't say I really approve of the whole "Do nothing, and hope everything turns out okay through the power of love" thing, but that's really their choice, and theirs alone.
edited 26th Oct '11 8:22:39 PM by GameSpazzer
MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon AlchemistMe and those two can't help but look scary due to our profession and appearance.
-to Cloud-
Yeah, but here; in my universe, That train of thought never ever works out.
edited 26th Oct '11 8:24:09 PM by Strigon
Shameless Self-promotion ho!

How eloquent, Then It is safe to assume that your sword is an indicator for the size of your genitalia.
OOC: ITS OVER 9000!!!1!111111!!!!!
edited 26th Oct '11 7:53:19 PM by Strigon
Shameless Self-promotion ho!