Al right.
-hops down from his tree and starts walking- I want you to know that I ain't exactly looking to be some sort of lackey, here. I'll do you this as a more solid favor than just accepting power.
-shakes his head- No. They came to us.
edited 17th May '15 10:54:51 AM by RegularDefender
1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this postYes. An invasion from Mars.
Humanity lost. I'm the puppet governor of Humanity.
But... with some adaptation. And research beneath their noses. I aim to- address the terms. And shift the balance back into our favor.
Reverse-engineering the devastating heat ray- was step one.
1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this postGood.
All that is left now is to chant some mumbo jumbo at the thing.
Ooga booga! Abra-Kadabra! Open Sesame!
Or:
Let silver and steel be the essence.
Let stone and the archduke of contracts be the foundation.
Let red be the color I pay tribute to.
Let rise a wall against the wind that shall fall.
Let the four cardinal gates close.
Let the three-forked road from the crown reaching unto the Kingdom rotate.
Let it be filled. Again. Again. Again. Again.
Let it be filled fivefold for every turn, simply breaking asunder with every filling.\\
edited 17th May '15 11:06:56 AM by eldritchseer

Everyone, to be exact.
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