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Bcom Since: Jun, 2014
eldritchseer all the loose ends from Cocytus Since: Mar, 2019
all the loose ends
#901452: May 16th 2015 at 10:38:08 AM

-Von hears a soft voice speak in the back of his head-

Is this the legendary 'Von' I've heard so much about?

Boxen whatever he can Since: Jan, 2013
whatever he can
#901453: May 16th 2015 at 10:38:42 AM

...Huh. This unit supposes you would've gotten used to it.

(Why does he keep saying that?)

dead devotion
ChrissieMcNapkins bruhonetta from the traphouse Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Hoping Senpai notices me
bruhonetta
#901454: May 16th 2015 at 10:42:15 AM

Hm?

-forget the rock, she just starts choking him-

I live in a constant state of fear and misery.
Bcom Since: Jun, 2014
#901455: May 16th 2015 at 10:43:40 AM

I suppose so.

How many other units are there like you?

RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#901456: May 16th 2015 at 10:45:02 AM

Gh-k!

-elbows her in the face-

1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this post
ChrissieMcNapkins bruhonetta from the traphouse Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Hoping Senpai notices me
bruhonetta
#901457: May 16th 2015 at 10:46:28 AM

-She's elbowed but keeps choking- You think you could just get away with that?!

I live in a constant state of fear and misery.
eldritchseer all the loose ends from Cocytus Since: Mar, 2019
all the loose ends
#901458: May 16th 2015 at 10:46:44 AM

I assume you are, then.

Hello to you! I am Billy, and I think you and I can be lovely friends.

ChrissieMcNapkins bruhonetta from the traphouse Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Hoping Senpai notices me
bruhonetta
#901459: May 16th 2015 at 10:47:31 AM

Really.

I live in a constant state of fear and misery.
RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#901460: May 16th 2015 at 10:47:37 AM

Gh-ha-ha-k!

-he's grinning-

-he tries to stab Katherine in the arm-

1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this post
eldritchseer all the loose ends from Cocytus Since: Mar, 2019
all the loose ends
#901461: May 16th 2015 at 10:49:13 AM

Oh yes.

I know what happened to you last night.

You see- I am an ENTERPRISING businessman. I specialize in changing the order of things.

Now, you and I can assure that such an... ugly incident, should it play out again, will turn in your favor every time.

ChrissieMcNapkins bruhonetta from the traphouse Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Hoping Senpai notices me
bruhonetta
#901462: May 16th 2015 at 10:52:31 AM

How so? -he sounds interested-

-Stabbed!- Augh! -lets go-

I live in a constant state of fear and misery.
eldritchseer all the loose ends from Cocytus Since: Mar, 2019
all the loose ends
#901463: May 16th 2015 at 10:54:12 AM

Oh, a little kazam here, an abra-cadabra there.

You'll go hard, fast, and you won't tire.

It's a good thing I'm here offering, because I think they'll be coming at you again.

RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#901464: May 16th 2015 at 10:54:54 AM

-he gets his distance-

Now- chokin' someone from behind, is just rude.

An' you must not know who I am, 'cause that guy isn't the first.

Well- technically he is the first guy I've killed...

Many more were women.

-devilish grin-

1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this post
HilarityEnsues Since: Sep, 2009
#901465: May 16th 2015 at 11:00:23 AM

-Mindy finds Ges and Igam- Howdy there.

-Kioshi is wandering around outside-

ChrissieMcNapkins bruhonetta from the traphouse Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Hoping Senpai notices me
bruhonetta
#901466: May 16th 2015 at 11:00:51 AM

They always do.

You disgusting pig.

I live in a constant state of fear and misery.
eldritchseer all the loose ends from Cocytus Since: Mar, 2019
all the loose ends
#901467: May 16th 2015 at 11:01:49 AM

So they do.

But if you go with me, I'm telling you, you'll trounce them like -sound of fingers snapping- that.

GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#901468: May 16th 2015 at 11:02:49 AM

-Is still outside-

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#901469: May 16th 2015 at 11:03:40 AM

I've been called worst, my dear!

-cleans off the knife a little-

The Leather Apron, The Butcher of Whitechapel...

Jack- The Ripper.

-tips his hat a little- Though- you might 'ave heard of me.

Which is a shame, 'cause I'm quite prolific.

1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this post
HilarityEnsues Since: Sep, 2009
#901470: May 16th 2015 at 11:04:24 AM

Oh, hey there Cloudy. What's up?

ChrissieMcNapkins bruhonetta from the traphouse Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Hoping Senpai notices me
bruhonetta
#901472: May 16th 2015 at 11:11:26 AM

Hm.

I didn't ask your name.

I live in a constant state of fear and misery.
RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#901473: May 16th 2015 at 11:13:11 AM

Ah, I know you didn't.

Giving you me name is a courtesy.

But- rather than try an' kill me, and end up dead-

What do you say to a bargain?

1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this post
ChrissieMcNapkins bruhonetta from the traphouse Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Hoping Senpai notices me
bruhonetta
#901474: May 16th 2015 at 11:14:31 AM

Bargain.

I live in a constant state of fear and misery.

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