Well, we all need to sit down at the table, and be very quiet...
Well, I won't be quiet, but you two have to be quiet. It's just how it works.
-she shrugs-
Now when the ghost starts talking to us, try not to offend it, okay? Just do what it asks, otherwise it'll leave and we have to start all over. I know it can be odd, but ghosts are generally okay. They probably won't try to hurt you.
Otherwise we have to start all over! Got it?
-she sits down at the table-
All our wishes can come trueOkay then! Here we go...
-she hovers her hands over the crystal ball and starts speaking-
Serpents and spiders, tail of a rat; call in the spirits, wherever they're at.
Rap on a table; it's time to respond. Send us a message from somewhere beyond.
-she waits for any ghostly noises-
All our wishes can come trueThere's no reason to like them. There's no reason to like anyone when all they do is hurt you. That's all they ever did. That's all they ever did, so every single one of them deserved to die.
No, but I've met vampires.
edited 14th May '15 10:39:45 PM by thespacephantom
UN JOUR JE SERAI DE RETOUR PRÈS DE TOI-hey look-
-it's a skull-
-meanwhile, Kareena is still fluffing about-
There! I found it! Okay, Ouija board ti-
-all the candles blow out-
...
AAAAAHHHHHHHH WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!
-the ghost starts laughing at them-
-it sounds like it's coming from right next to you, on both sides-
All our wishes can come true

Well, that's not bad. Whose ghost are you trying to summon?
edited 14th May '15 10:25:55 PM by HilarityEnsues