-decides to smash his own face in with the Morning star, it stays stuck in there before Havik realises he can't see and takes it out of his face- Ah what beautiful Chaos. But there's too much Order here, why not alternate the chocolates? White and Milk in the same cloud. For a spirit of Chaos... you're not doing so well in the true ways of Chaos, you manipulate things into new orders, rather than cause Anarchy.
"You'd never do something as irrational as dying."Yay, Mobile's back!
(smiles slightly to Near) Good morning.
Oh well, if it isn't The Beauty(points at Near) and The Beast(points at Rosarita while chuckling)
You've just insulted me, mister. You think I cannot go better than that?
You gods and your... Gah...
edited 17th Jun '12 3:26:53 PM by FergardStratoavis
Yup. :)
Mixing things up is my speciality(chuckles and goes on a rampage):
- Cloud gets turned into an humanoid octopus with sombrero
- Daisy gets two heads
- Havik himself is now made of solid rock
- Sanji suddenly is cut to one meter height
- Rosarita gets genderbended
- Near gets genderbended as well
- Singed... Singed actually doesn't give a fuck, so he just observes with "not amused" expression
...Wha...?
Forgive me teh godmodding, I couldn't resist.
edited 17th Jun '12 3:34:57 PM by FergardStratoavis
...Right. Take two then(turns Havik into a snowman).
Shoot, sweetheart.(Quite accidentally, turns Gordon into Goldbaum)
(notices that now has a carefully trimmed beard) ...I don't like where this is going.
edited 17th Jun '12 3:38:15 PM by FergardStratoavis
-turns back- That was a better effort. But it still had shape. I'd suspect you don't know the true meaning of Chaos. -cracks head- However, Chaos has a lot of different forms. -cracks again- Though it seems you just have one that takes existing orders and turns them into others in a chaotic fashion. Your reality warping powers would be much better use for Chaos under my control, or under yours, you never know. I could teach you how to make the waters of chaos flow like they should.
"You'd never do something as irrational as dying."Now, for the change of environment(gleefully ignores Daisy and turns the walls into pink jelly and the floor - into endless river of milk(likely really deep)...
On second thought... Nah(turns Havik into a cloud of laughing gas and sends it at Daisy and Sanji)
Um... Thank you...? You don't look bad either.
edited 17th Jun '12 3:43:05 PM by FergardStratoavis
(Makes whimpering noises that sound kind of like the Pyro from TF 2. Looks down at his exposed decaying organs and whimpers even louder. Treads milk furiously.)
Heh, thanks... I really wish I was male right now, though. This just feels... odd. (Jumps onto the couch to avoid drowning in milk.)
edited 17th Jun '12 3:44:26 PM by MobileLeprechaun
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good ta know. could you wash this chocolate offa me when this is done? my feathers get sticky.
IS THAT ME? AM I THE MOM?