-TV statics-
CHIRP! (We're gonna finish the job. Get ready...)
-TV statics again then turns off-
What was that?
Huh?!
edited 17th Jun '12 11:03:50 AM by nigelstack345
Vote. .#Bayonetta 4 Smash-grumbles- I'm still worried that Shinnok is up to something. I fear he might end up breaking the laws of Mortal Kombat to achieve his vendetta.
-stops- But... the Burn scars... I guess they didn't heal... part of me for too long.
-places hand on his shoulder- I told you it was going to be Ok.
-sudden realisation- I don't think the prophecy was true.
What prophecy? The one concerning Stryker? I thought that was a cancelled prophecy to be given.
"You'd never do something as irrational as dying."Whites
-Link finds the apron and put it on-
Hey can i light the oven :) And i can try, cutey :P
-Link goes for the pilot light-
-Galactus thinks for a sec-
Why do i feel something bad is going to happen...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXkI1sTDoEg-Link smiles-
OK THEN!
-Link lights the pilot fire, and the gas ignites in the room, the Oven catches on fire, Link is pushed back to a wall form the explosion of fire-
........................................... Oh come ON!
-Link shakes her head and grabs the pitcher of water on the table-
Oh by the way, water and a grease fire don't work :P Also you know this was going to happen
edited 17th Jun '12 11:15:10 AM by GearLeader
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXkI1sTDoEgAh! Shit!!!
-looks around for something to put it out too preoccupied with a kitchen accident to see if Link sustained any Clothing Damage and that water won't help this-
Of course. Sanji will succumb to the womens if you sweet talk him.
edited 17th Jun '12 11:16:58 AM by Rivux
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean-Water hits the fire, but thanks to the oil, a new fireball erupts in the room, setting whoever nearest it on fire-
UGH! Someone find an extinguisher
-Her tunic is on fire, yet she doesnt notice-
Hum, i also smell bacon...
edited 17th Jun '12 11:17:53 AM by GearLeader
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXkI1sTDoEgOH CRAP!
-Link of course, runs out of the room to the bathroom, were Travis had a bath running, and when Travis gets back, Link is in it-
OH COME ON! Really, its like-
-Travis falls out from nosebleed-
AWWWWWW That is better..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXkI1sTDoEg-a boulder crashes in-
Huh?! -swats it away-
Whoa! -dodges- Watch where you throw, kid!
Vote. .#Bayonetta 4 Smash-Link comes back into the kitchen-
I think i will just watch for now.
-Galactus sits and shakes his head-
edited 17th Jun '12 11:26:53 AM by GearLeader
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXkI1sTDoEg-assuming Daisy's fire got put out since Link took the fanservicey option-
-finishes putting out the fire-
Shitty kitchen fires, what the hell? Kid step away from the eggs.
-puts on an oven mitt and turns off the fire-
-hears the boulder- What the?
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean

(when she isn't looking)
Sanji's head:
Apron + Busty woman = [REDACTED]
Hehehe...-slight nose bleed-
-smells the gas and wipes his nose- ("What the? I haven't even started cooking yet.")
Well... uh, I hope you at least know how to cook an egg.
-breaks the shell and puts whatever the eggy part is called on the pan-
edited 17th Jun '12 11:03:03 AM by Rivux
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean