I'm Eddie Brock. Just a journalist, nothing more!
Yeah, right.
Sanity? Why would I need a useless thing like that? Now posting as Motor-Runner.Journalist you say? Riiight...
I hope you hate the government, Cause if you don't; I may have to silence you to keep secrecy.
Cut it out Ray. He's obviously not a journalist.
He may not be one, But he could be one formerly. And old habits die hard.
Shameless Self-promotion ho!No, I don't suppose we've met!
I'm Rorona Zoro.
-Eddie takes pictures of Volkov and Ray-
Sanity? Why would I need a useless thing like that? Now posting as Motor-Runner.I pray that you'll use those photos only for decorative purposes, Or we will be forced to erase you. Killing you would be too suspicious, so we will make damn sure that you disappear without a trace or a body.
-Ray cracks his cybernetic knuckles in agreement with his Major's statement-
Shameless Self-promotion ho!So what if I did? What's your wor- Argh! Can't... -symbiote covers his body, leaving the head exposed-
!
Sanity? Why would I need a useless thing like that? Now posting as Motor-Runner.-Ray tenses and goes into a fighting stance, Volkov merely raises an eyebrow to the spectacle and Joshua gasps in shock at the blackness covering the Journalist-
Shit! He's infested!
-Joshua pulls out his pistol and shoots at Eddie-
Shameless Self-promotion ho!-Venom dodges, disarms Joshua-
Now now! Playing with guns is dangerous. You could get killed!
-mask retracts-
Relax! I'm not here to fight.
Sanity? Why would I need a useless thing like that? Now posting as Motor-Runner.-Joshua clenches his teeth, If he was at peak condition; he would've eaten this alien alive with his super-agility. But since that wasn't the case, the Ghost doesn't move-
Why should I trust a guy with an alien parasite afflicting his body huh? How Do I know that it's you that's talking and not the parasite?
-As Ray was about to rush to aid his comrade, Volkov stops him-
Hold it. We really can't attack unless he's either Zerg or hostile. We as professionals have standards you know.
-Ray grumbles but summits to his commander's will-
edited 25th Oct '11 7:49:41 AM by Strigon
Shameless Self-promotion ho!Did I give you permission to abuse Clippy in such a way about five pages ago? I was asleep! PLEASE NO GODMODDING!!
"I like girls, but now, it's about justice."OK, I'll try to play it for laughs, but that was cruel, Clippy might be annoying but he sure didn't deserve that, don't do it again!
-Clippit enters the room again, he's rather dazed-
Clippit: I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts...
edited 25th Oct '11 8:19:23 AM by WackyPancake
"I like girls, but now, it's about justice."
I myself was tempted to use Zoro to slash him into little staples... Strigon, all your current players are your present avvie, right?
@Cloud I don't know who the fuck you are, but you should smile! Frowning would give you wrinkles!
edited 25th Oct '11 10:09:07 AM by ShadowBender
Sanity? Why would I need a useless thing like that? Now posting as Motor-Runner.She? Who the hell is 'She'? Never even met you before now...
...
Sanity? Why would I need a useless thing like that? Now posting as Motor-Runner.Why don't you two spar for a bit? That way you can tell if this 'She' and Eddie here fight the same way?
A fight? Oh, goodie! We want to play!
Sanity? Why would I need a useless thing like that? Now posting as Motor-Runner.OOC:Yes. But I really don't wanna look for specific faces for them.
-Joshua and the two other Ghosts decide to all sit on the same couch to watch Cloud and Venom rip on each other like two testosterone-fueled animals in the mating season-
I sure hope that zerg-looking thing gets wasted.
Agreed.
Anybody check the kitchen for popcorn?
-Ray and Joshua look at each other and then at Volkov-
...
You're the one that suggested it in the first place.
-Volkov defeatedly stands up and goes to the kitchen to make some popcorn-
OOC: Good night folks.
Shameless Self-promotion ho!

-to Eddie- Cloud Strife.
edited 25th Oct '11 4:56:08 AM by GameSpazzer
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