(But then GASP! The girls find out that they're twins and are just super hella stoked and wanna get their divorcee parents back together because why the hell not, what could possibly go wrong?)
(So they decide to pretend to be each other and after some careful training, they go home with the opposite parent they live with. Oooooooh...)
(Eatin' it up.)
(Seems vaguely bewildered at the level of technology and some of the pop culture inherent in the 1998 setting, being a child of the late fifties.)
(Has decided he likes popcorn.)
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make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019{She was. In the Grail War.}
{...Heh. It's funny. She outlasted me. I don't have any idea what happened to her after that.}
{...}
{...It's almost a shame. The one here's too young. I'd have liked to learn what... well, how she ended up. When all was said and done.}
UN JOUR JE SERAI DE RETOUR PRÈS DE TOI(go 2 sleep, Fawkes-kun)
(And they do that, but OH NO, the father is getting married to some lady who is conveniently also a TOTAL BITCH. The gurls have to conspire about it over the phone.)
(Also the mom is in London because she is rollin' in dat dough. All members of the respective households know that the girls have switched except the parents, because CONVENIENCE and are in on it or sum'. idk)
make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019(SO the gurls and the family members get the parents to meet at a hotel in New York, and then oooh geez, the parents meet up finally.)
(They try to get their parents to start dating again with a candlelit dinner, and the parents are good with the girls seeing each other on vacation, but they still don't want to get back together.)
(Most girls would stop there, but this WON'T DO AT ALL for our gurls, so they strongarm their parents into taking them on a camping trip.)
make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019(The mom pulls one over on the bitchy gold-digger lady and makes her go on the camping trip instead, which fuckin' blows for her because those awful prankster Lohan-clones prank her ass into oblivion and just make her so, so mad.)
(It culminates in them putting her bed in the middle of the lake while she's asleep, which makes her SO PISSED, SO VERY PISSED and she basically tells the dad "it's me or the girls". WHAT WILL HAPPEN?)
(Theresa is just so enamored with all the pranking. You can tell she's taking mental notes.)
make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019

{Are you serious?}
Well... not much. I'm a student, I guess.
UN JOUR JE SERAI DE RETOUR PRÈS DE TOI