-it appears to be some sort of chat service-
-through text-
-sending and receiving-
-seems to be between an "Obsidian Scotsman" (Dumas) and, who on earth is "Miss Sleuth"?-
-the poetry Dumas is writing can also be seen from this angle-
-seems to be a ballad-
1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this post -the ballad seems to be about a Border Reiver
, riding out to avenge his honor-
-the chat on the other hand seems to be the general kind of communication between two very good friends-
-with Miss Sleuth apparently complaining about how much more interesting Dumas apparently has it, being in a place like the room-
-Dumas has responded with "I don't really find it 'interesting' that a lot of the time, girls sneak into my room without me noticing. On top of the other things, it's just weird and unsettling"-
1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this post-he finishes off a sentence-
-the "Miss Sleuth" character has responded with 'If you don't notice them, maybe there's one right this moment'-
-Dumas looks at this and responds 'I really wouldn't be surprised if that was the case but- I don't think it is. Pretty sure I locked the door this time. Although... a female Servant did materialize in my room before. So- that could happen.'-
-Miss Sleuth 'Clearly you're just too popular, being a sheltered Scottish guy, but you should probably double check anyway. And I reserve a right to laugh at you if someone did manage to sneak in'-
-Dumas sighs-
1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this post

leaving now