...This smells like cloth.
-Ponders- I've been pretty ineffectual... I mean, what does my week really consist of? Hang out here, drink tea as a poor substitute for booze, go back home, spend time with my family, argue with Dante about getting a paperwork system worked out, use said system anyway behind his back, file papers, occasionally do jobs he's too lazy to do, file more paperwork, spend more time with my family, and show up here again to drink tea.
...
I like my life.
edited 14th Jun '12 8:22:14 PM by WonderSquid
Its a 1st class solder called Rick. He likes to travel around to places and fight bad guys. He even has a sword.
-gets out a small buster sword made of soapstone, a tak and glue-
I made him myself. Took a lot of time. I thought you might like him.
edited 14th Jun '12 8:22:33 PM by Lilqueendaisy
LOVE IS STORED IN THE AXOLOTL!:D
-takes out the newly equipped LASAR Vulcan-
(to Tiger) Uh, sorry about that then. I'd say I'd stay behind, but I have an idea for when they come here. Assuming I'll still be in here when they come that is.
edited 14th Jun '12 8:55:39 PM by Rivux
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean

-goes outside to observe the surroundings-
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean