So, why is it you fight, if you don't mind me asking?
-Prisoner sees, in the distance, Guillaume - running at full sprint-
-being chased by this fellow-
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Sacre bleu! Prisoner, mon ami, help me! Ze bird - eet is of incroyable strength!
-little does he know he's running right towards the rathian noises...!
UN JOUR JE SERAI DE RETOUR PRÈS DE TOIThat's a pretty good reason. Better than what mine was, but that's not saying much.
-Sakura (who looks like this)
eyes cloud warily, not saying anything to him-
-just sizing him up-
-does he still wear the trenchcoat-
-the Kut-Ku iiiiis grossed the F out-
-it flies off-
Ahaha— you have rescued me, mon ami! It is, how you say, fantastique!
Wait, what is a Rathian?
UN JOUR JE SERAI DE RETOUR PRÈS DE TOI...Oh. Right, you haven't fought one of those yet... Big green dragon. Makes this set.
-Pats his armor-
Completely out of your league right now. ...I don't think it'd hurt to go check it out, though. C'mon, let's sneak up to it.
-Walks off in the direction of the Rathian-
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's meanWelllll.... -scratches his head-
It was complicated, and it changed over time, I guess. But all that stuff's behind me, so there's not really any point in dredging it up. Most of it had to do with me being a stupid kid. You know how it is, I bet.
Eh? Ah, wait for me!
-hurries after-
-to see all the dead rathians-
O_o
...
<_<
>_>
-approaches her- Excusez-moi, mademoiselle! I am wondering, perhaps I may borrow zhe hides of zhese creatures, for the personal useage of myself? It would be appreciated, no?
UN JOUR JE SERAI DE RETOUR PRÈS DE TOI

Well, of course. There's no arguing with that.