I consider these attacks disgusting... But I'll make an exception for you!
Nose Hair Trim!
-Snips rapidly at his nose with his scissors-
-soozoo-
-what of the-
-nipponese friend-
-i don't know what she's doing but i'm tossing it out there-
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's meanUDF
(Dark Archer gets a thirty-foot-tall welcoming committee
. And a large blade crashing down towards him from above.)
(Homura, meanwhile, has taken a couple steps back to get out of the death zone.)
The damned queen and the relentless knight.Squad
They're being maintained by the Holy Grail! Or Kotomine! I don't freaking know, I'm just killing them!!
-blocks the scissors with his wrist-
-smirks-
-remember the holy grail and the mud in it-
-snakelike tendrils are coming from it, targeting everyone there, including gyrados-
-getting touched by such things feels pretty much like what you'd expect getting doused in the literal embodiment of evil and pain and anger would-
-Best To Avoid-
UDF
Hgk—!
-is bisected almost completely in half-
UN JOUR JE SERAI DE RETOUR PRÈS DE TOIUDF
(Oktavia remains there as the echo from the blow reverberates across the scape and seemingly blow away the background music. Homura draws her bow again and fires one decently-powered arrow at the right half of Dark Archer (the one with the sword in hand, if I remember correctly), partly to keep him off-balance and partly to see whether this battle is over yet.)
edited 16th Mar '15 9:23:14 PM by megarockman
The damned queen and the relentless knight.Squad
Seriously?! I could've told you that!!
-Kotomine is splashed by the wave, and washed a ways away-
-he gets up, soaking wet and rather vexed-
-as silver didin't dodge, he's spattered in the mud of the holy grail-
-it feels lit. like being melted alive-
-getting such things off would be good-
UDF
-the arrow impacts with a thud-
-he tries to remain standing-
-but falls over-
-he clutches onto that holy sword as if it's his last hope-
-it remains there for a few moments - even after his body fades into nothing-
Temple
Wh—?!
edited 16th Mar '15 9:33:32 PM by thespacephantom
UN JOUR JE SERAI DE RETOUR PRÈS DE TOI

(He's bleeding profusely from his nose, does not notice the ear. Pulls a poke ball from his belt shakily. He throws it onto the ground.)
dead devotion( My my Kirei, that is a big dragon thingy. ROAR)