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f1r3lemon Duty First from All aboard the fun train Since: Nov, 2014 Relationship Status: Get out of here, STALKER
Duty First
#859126: Mar 15th 2015 at 12:26:27 PM

-looks at the drone, which nods and starts hovering slowly towards a direction-

Y-yes. -follows-

-His face right now-

Is that so?

-rubbing his chin- My memory is not what it is anymore, it seems.

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RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#859127: Mar 15th 2015 at 12:27:46 PM

Or you're from an alternate timeline...

Yeah, that's probably possible.

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f1r3lemon Duty First from All aboard the fun train Since: Nov, 2014 Relationship Status: Get out of here, STALKER
Duty First
#859128: Mar 15th 2015 at 12:28:11 PM

-shrugs, smokes pipe- Perhaps.

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Lilqueendaisy A chill feller from Not Earth Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: In love with love
A chill feller
#859129: Mar 15th 2015 at 12:28:18 PM

...

-follows after liman and the drone-

LOVE IS STORED IN THE AXOLOTL!
RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#859130: Mar 15th 2015 at 12:29:12 PM

Who are you anyway?

Good question.

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f1r3lemon Duty First from All aboard the fun train Since: Nov, 2014 Relationship Status: Get out of here, STALKER
Duty First
#859131: Mar 15th 2015 at 12:29:46 PM

-and so they arrive in a clearing-

-and what looks like the recent site of a battle-

-fresh corpses, some intact, some in pieces, some burned-

-several more drones hover around the area, pockmarked with bullet impacts, and is joined by the one leading Kaneki and Liman-

-smiles- I am Toby, or as some would say, the Devil's Secretary.

edited 15th Mar '15 12:30:38 PM by f1r3lemon

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Lilqueendaisy A chill feller from Not Earth Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: In love with love
A chill feller
#859132: Mar 15th 2015 at 12:30:55 PM

-uhhhh-

W-what happened here?...

LOVE IS STORED IN THE AXOLOTL!
RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#859133: Mar 15th 2015 at 12:31:52 PM

Do they say that because your boss is a dick or what?

-just seems somewhat confused-

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f1r3lemon Duty First from All aboard the fun train Since: Nov, 2014 Relationship Status: Get out of here, STALKER
Duty First
#859134: Mar 15th 2015 at 12:33:42 PM

E-enemy patrol. D-drone found them, t-took care of them.

-thats a lot of blood here, Kaneki-

-lots of corpses, lots of exposed fresh flesh-

-lots of meat-

Its literal, I assure you.

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RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#859135: Mar 15th 2015 at 12:34:44 PM

So... the devil is real, and he has a secretary?

Well- you know what they say. Hell's a Bureaucracy.

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f1r3lemon Duty First from All aboard the fun train Since: Nov, 2014 Relationship Status: Get out of here, STALKER
Duty First
#859136: Mar 15th 2015 at 12:38:10 PM

Rightly so. We are trying to modernize right now, and is...com-pu-terizing things.

-sigh, puffs- You would not believe the amount of paperwork we process everyday.

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RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#859137: Mar 15th 2015 at 12:39:14 PM

Well... there are a lot of sins in the world being committed at all times...

Considering envy is one of them, I'm not surprised if that's the case.

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f1r3lemon Duty First from All aboard the fun train Since: Nov, 2014 Relationship Status: Get out of here, STALKER
Duty First
#859138: Mar 15th 2015 at 12:41:15 PM

So is pride, lust, and greed.

-puffs- Well, at least we have dental benefits.

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Lilqueendaisy A chill feller from Not Earth Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: In love with love
A chill feller
#859139: Mar 15th 2015 at 12:41:39 PM

-walks up to one of the bodies shivering in place-

... L—Liman please look away...

LOVE IS STORED IN THE AXOLOTL!
RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#859140: Mar 15th 2015 at 12:43:39 PM

Why would a place of eternal torture have a dental plan?

Unless it's just bad dentists that mess up on purpose...

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f1r3lemon Duty First from All aboard the fun train Since: Nov, 2014 Relationship Status: Get out of here, STALKER
Duty First
#859141: Mar 15th 2015 at 12:44:04 PM

-nods, looks the other way-

-but-

-its still twitching though-

Since we pay the dentist with acquired souls of the damned, it is more beneficial to have a plan.

And he doesn't accept currencies but souls, mind.

edited 15th Mar '15 12:44:50 PM by f1r3lemon

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RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#859142: Mar 15th 2015 at 12:47:03 PM

... That's just weird.

-nods- Yeah.

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f1r3lemon Duty First from All aboard the fun train Since: Nov, 2014 Relationship Status: Get out of here, STALKER
Duty First
#859143: Mar 15th 2015 at 12:51:51 PM

-shrugs- The Devil has the oddest of ideas.

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Lilqueendaisy A chill feller from Not Earth Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: In love with love
A chill feller
#859144: Mar 15th 2015 at 12:52:18 PM

-starts eating a quietly as possible to not scare liman, feeling awful about the whole thing while his stomach is happy he's getting a free buffet without any hassle-

LOVE IS STORED IN THE AXOLOTL!
RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#859145: Mar 15th 2015 at 12:53:58 PM

Not surprising...

There had to be another reason to get kicked out of heaven, I guess.

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f1r3lemon Duty First from All aboard the fun train Since: Nov, 2014 Relationship Status: Get out of here, STALKER
Duty First
#859146: Mar 15th 2015 at 12:55:19 PM

-the guy twitches a bit more, though is dead by the time Kaneki starts eating-

-the drones have gone somewhere else, back on another route of patrol-

-though-

-from the corner of his eyes, Kaneki should be able to spot one of the dudes-

-not quite dead-

-standing up shakily-

-and aiming a rifle at Liman, who is still facing away-

He is eccentric, that much I can say.

edited 15th Mar '15 12:55:46 PM by f1r3lemon

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RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#859147: Mar 15th 2015 at 12:57:06 PM

Hm... Eccentric's one word I guess.

Devilish is anoth- -punched in the face-

I was about to use that pun!

Al right, al right- sorry to pun-steal.

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Lilqueendaisy A chill feller from Not Earth Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: In love with love
A chill feller
#859148: Mar 15th 2015 at 12:59:21 PM

-stops mid eating and sees a not quite dead guy with a rifle aimed at liman-

-oh shit!-

-runs for the guy with the rifle-

Liman run!

edited 15th Mar '15 1:02:09 PM by Lilqueendaisy

LOVE IS STORED IN THE AXOLOTL!
f1r3lemon Duty First from All aboard the fun train Since: Nov, 2014 Relationship Status: Get out of here, STALKER
Duty First
#859149: Mar 15th 2015 at 1:01:22 PM

-chuckles- You two are quite close, I see.

-too late-

- a shot rang out, missing Kaneki-

-and Liman, barely comprehending what just happened-

-crumples to the ground, with a spot of red at her back-

-the guy, seeing that his shot connected, shifts his aim at Kaneki-

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RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#859150: Mar 15th 2015 at 1:03:59 PM

We're brothers.

Twins. I'm the elder one.

Only by a few minutes...

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