Oh, you like that? Huh? THEN YOU'LL LOVE THIS!
(Grabs a handful of dirt and gravel and other little gritty shit and probably a cockroach and AAAA, THE FACE
.)
(But then SILVER SKELETON ALERT)
Bwah!
(Tries to sock one, but might be too slow post-sandthrow.)
Uh... 'S an awful long time to not eat, kid.
(Munches on his own sammich bit and has sum tea.)
edited 14th Mar '15 9:35:56 PM by MobileLeprechaun
make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019Agh-!....AGH-!?
-He ROLL ROLL ROLL ROLL ROLL ROLLS outta the way of the stomp and gets to his feet-
-He's panting and sparking, and his hair is drooping down-
...Dammit....I'm running low on cola! And there's no way I'm gonna be able to get away from this guy!...
It looks like.....I'll have to use "That".....my final creation, before my demise!!
-Rider catches his breath and POINTS to the Berserker-
OI! Listen up, Monster!!
-Rider opens THE HATCH, revealing three near-empty bottles of cola-
Look closely!.....What you see now, is normal cola!
-He swiftly puts a hand under his hawaiian shirt, and pulls out a glowing soda bottle-
This is a Super Cola!
-He tosses it away and pulls out another bottle, glowing even brighter-
And this!....THIS is what is known as Super Cola that has ascended past a Super Cola!...Or, you can just call this Super Cola, the Sequel!
edited 14th Mar '15 9:33:17 PM by MacDuffy
Suzy
Eh—?!
-leaps into the air, trying to land on top of one of the drones before kicking off of it-
Barbert
-the dagger, is sent skidding off into the dark-
-it was the one that had its chain cut-
-readies the other one-
-Barbert's movements are starting to feel sluggish - even moreso if he looks into her eyes-
Clearing
-Berserker's fragmented mind can only piece together one thought-
(Super... Cola?...)
Boneyard
Aah— my eyes...!
-Theresa manages to successfully sock one skeleton - but the other one...!-
-turns to slash at Gengar reflexively-
Caster— dodge this...!
-fires such a blast at Caster, lighting up the area-
◊
-looking worried now-
I-if y-you can't eat, j-just say so...
W-wait, will get water, e-easier than tea to swallow.
-so she goes-
-and slips-
-and slams her head unto the table as she fall backwards-
-well the drone get landed on-
-and is kicked off, sending the drone teeter-tootering before it steadies and regains its balance-
-both it and its mates then went after Lancer midair-
-brandishing-
-two portable chainsaws each, popping out from under their hood-
всегда веренAnd THIS...
-He tosses away Super Cola The Sequel, takes out the empty bottles and flings them away, and pulls out what can only be described as blinding light in the shape of a cola bottle before stuffing it into the hatch and slamming it shut-
IS...TO GO......EVEN..FURTHER BEYOND!!!
-He crouches down and clenches his fists, an immense aura suddenly exploding out of him-
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
-Seven minutes pass-
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
edited 14th Mar '15 9:45:58 PM by MacDuffy
(Looks concernedly at Kaneki.)
O-oh geez, d'you... D'you need water? Oh man, uh, I'm s—
(Ah shit missed that last bit, Lemon.)
…?! L-Liman?
(Tries to assist Gengar with the skelly, but is awestruck by the blinding flash.)
…!!
edited 14th Mar '15 9:49:02 PM by MobileLeprechaun
make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019

...a'ight.
I live in a constant state of fear and misery.