I can't tell you too much. Not without affecting the timeline in a way that gets even more people killed than are supposed to be. You'll be on the run, and they'll be hunting you down. You'll try to get to Midgar to meet up with Aeris, but they'll be waiting for you. You could have run for it, but you...
They'll send the whole army after you, and you'll kill all but three of them. And regeneration or not, very few people survive being shot over four hundred times with semi-automatic assault rifles.
MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist...What.
You're telling me that I'm going to die by Shinra's army? W-Why? How?
Also, I'm coming over tomorrow at a decent time if it's okay. We need to get moar progress.
edited 12th Jun '12 11:25:09 PM by Shaggy
If anyone in the thread wants to kidnap me, I don't mind. We'd just be in their van drinking Mountain Dew and watching MLP for days on end...I'm sorry. I can't tell you. I'm... I'm sorry. I... even if you did agree to keep it a secret, you'd still have to walk right into those situations, knowing what was going to happen the whole time, I — I don't want to make you have to do that.
...By the time that day comes, though, at least there will be nobody left in the army you'd regret killing.
Okay. Call me or something, and I'll get my ass up. Or vice versa.
edited 12th Jun '12 11:26:59 PM by GameSpazzer
MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon AlchemistYou're... you're a fucking asshole, you know that? Telling me would only be avoiding my death.
And what about Aeris? How do I save her?
edited 12th Jun '12 11:30:02 PM by Shaggy
If anyone in the thread wants to kidnap me, I don't mind. We'd just be in their van drinking Mountain Dew and watching MLP for days on end-Flinches a bit- I'm telling you about the cliff so you can avoid your death. You have to believe me.
...There's no way to save Aeris. Not without killing everyone else. It's complicated why she needs to die, but — oh god, I just said that...
...I could tell you the whole thing, but you'd have to give me your word you'd let it all happen like I tell it to you. I've seen what happens when we succeed to early. It's worse than what happens if we proceed normally.
Could you do that? Can you give me your word?
edited 12th Jun '12 11:33:59 PM by GameSpazzer
MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist-nods-
...You're a First. In a little while, you'll meet me. Your me, I mean. The one who doesn't know anything about this. And a little while later, we'll go to Nibelheim with Sephiroth. Sephiroth will find out some company secrets and snap, and he'll kill every last man, woman, and child in the village, except for four; a girl named Tifa, Master Zangan, you, and me. You'll go to confront him, and you'll see this...
...
Sephiroth's not human. Neither am I, anymore. Jenova, they called it. Or Mother, or the Calamity... all the same. She's not an Ancient, she's a...
He'll make short work of you. I'll catch him off guard and take care of him myself, but we'll both be messed up, and Hojo will find us, and...
MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon AlchemistHe — he doesn't take you back to Midgar. And he definitely doesn't save you.
You last about three seconds against Sephiroth. But it's important you lose, because Hojo...
...In the basement of the Shinra manor in Nibelheim, there's a state-of-the-art laboratory. He takes you there. And he makes you like Sephiroth. Failed clones, both of us... and Fragments of Her. You spend four years there, being changed. He likes to play mind games, too. To watch you scream.
Then you escape. You spend a year on the run, with me as a vegetable. And then as you make it back to Midgar, you're ambushed.
...But since you're going to live this time, I guess I should tell you about later...
edited 13th Jun '12 12:00:45 AM by GameSpazzer
MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon AlchemistI... he... Hojo experiments on us.
So, how long do I have to endure that? Can I just escape the first chance I get, or do I have to spend all four years there?
edited 13th Jun '12 12:01:38 AM by Shaggy
If anyone in the thread wants to kidnap me, I don't mind. We'd just be in their van drinking Mountain Dew and watching MLP for days on endFour years. It has to be four years. I'm so sorry...
...A month after I slip into a vegetative state, they'll drop security a bit. Then, a little while later... not sure how long, because I'm figuring this out through your memories — they'll do this procedure. You'll get a scar on your side that looks like this. -Shows him his own-
They do something to your liver, I think. Don't know, don't care. But that's your cue to escape as soon as possible.
...
Anyway, once you make it to Midgar, don't visit Aeris. She's being watched herself, it's too risky. Instead, head to the Sector 7 Train Station. Stay there for one to three days until you see this lady. -Shows him a picture of his "family" and points out Tifa-
She'll recognise me. Tell her you're mercenaries looking for a job.
MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist-yelling, almost hysterically- WHY DOES IT HAVE TO BE FOUR YEARS? WHAT IS THE PURPOSE IN THAT?
-looks out the windows, and continues pacing around the room, and goes into the kitchen-
-returns-
I need a fucking drink. Where's the booze?
edited 13th Jun '12 12:11:07 AM by Shaggy
If anyone in the thread wants to kidnap me, I don't mind. We'd just be in their van drinking Mountain Dew and watching MLP for days on end-Points to the fridge-
Because the more time you spend there, the more he changes you. And the less human you become.
Later, Sephiroth... he comes back. And he takes over Her, the thing you'll see, and by the end of four years, we'll be part of Her. He'll tell me to give him this weapon, and I'll do it. Twice.
And then Midgar is destroyed, along with Shinra. And ninety percent of the world's population returns to the Planet, because those hippies talking about the Planet being alive, they — they were right, and we have to —
edited 13th Jun '12 12:15:38 AM by GameSpazzer
MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon AlchemistI'm sorry.
...Because we need to fail at the right moment. You'll probably be strong enough to resist — you were in the lab, anyway — but you need to let me give him the weapon. And you need to let me fall into the Planet.
If it happens this way, most of us die up front, but we survive to rebuild on a Planet that can recover from what we did to it. If we prevent Meteorfall, we survive, and so does Shinra, and we all die in fifty years, in the worst way possible. I've seen it. I...
About Aeris...
I'll let you finish your drink.
...
-Gets one himself-
edited 13th Jun '12 12:23:47 AM by GameSpazzer
MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist(Wakes up, takes a look around.)
Good morning. Is Light Yagami still here?
(Freeman, meanwhile, is still sleeping on the sofa because he effin' destroyed a whole science lab yesterday all by himself. The Antlion is lying next to him, also sleeping.)
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-rolls eyes-
-gets up and paces around the room-
I... okay. Can we go over in detail what happens supposedly to me in the future.
If anyone in the thread wants to kidnap me, I don't mind. We'd just be in their van drinking Mountain Dew and watching MLP for days on end