Haven't heard of it. Devil May Cry, I mean.
No, I'm fine. I'm guessing you're from Gongaga, right? You're not used to seeing pasty northern people like me. I'm from Nibelheim.
...
So Zack would be 17 or 18 here, while Cloud would be 15 or 16 at the same time.
edited 12th Jun '12 10:02:13 PM by GameSpazzer
MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon AlchemistModeoheim is Cloud and Zack's first mission, so I don't know. I haven't played Crisis Core because it contradicts itself and has no villain.
Oh yeah. Heh. Both are hick backwater towns. -laughs-
If anyone in the thread wants to kidnap me, I don't mind. We'd just be in their van drinking Mountain Dew and watching MLP for days on end-chuckles- I guess so... still, making Soldier that young... that's a pretty good accomplishment.
...So, er...
Sorry. I'm bad at this...
To be fair, it doesn't contradict itself. It just contradicts a lot of the original canon. :C
edited 12th Jun '12 10:08:09 PM by GameSpazzer
MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon AlchemistGenesis has definitely contradicted himself several times. I can't recall specifics, though.
It was work.
Ha. It's alright.
Well. While in Midgar I met the prettiest woman ever. Name's Aeris, and she said she was going to repay me for escorting her home with a date. -grins-
edited 12th Jun '12 10:12:47 PM by Shaggy
If anyone in the thread wants to kidnap me, I don't mind. We'd just be in their van drinking Mountain Dew and watching MLP for days on endWell, she's a flower girl. She lives in the slums of Midgar. She was really nice, and I really hope I get to see her again. Busy with SOLDIER and all.
Spaz, YOU DON'T HAVE 100% COMPLETION IN FF7.
edited 12th Jun '12 10:19:19 PM by Shaggy
If anyone in the thread wants to kidnap me, I don't mind. We'd just be in their van drinking Mountain Dew and watching MLP for days on endHow so?
She sounds nice. I bet she cares about you a lot.
...
...Would it be weird if I asked for a quick spar? I'm, er... a bit of a fan.
{This would be hilarious if it wasn't so goddamn pathetic.}
edited 12th Jun '12 10:21:31 PM by GameSpazzer
MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon AlchemistRate my RPing? I think I may be doing a mediocre job. Also, resurrecting Aeris is an actual side quest that was programmed into the game after they realized that the Aeris randomly glitch appeared in the church.
Well, sure. -draws buster sword- Let's do this.
What does Cloud mean by 'pathetic'?
Although it may be a scam, I dunno.
edited 12th Jun '12 10:27:41 PM by Shaggy
If anyone in the thread wants to kidnap me, I don't mind. We'd just be in their van drinking Mountain Dew and watching MLP for days on end Pffffft.
Hahahahaha...
-Nods and stows every sword but Vigilante in his harness-
Don't go easy. I'm better than I look.
He's now older and more accomplished than Zack due to the latter dying for him. And Cloud likes to contemplate the fuck out of his navel with stuff like this. Oh, the irony!
edited 12th Jun '12 10:30:47 PM by GameSpazzer
MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon AlchemistI spoke too soon. You can't do it without a gameshark and/or a hacked ROM. Which I am going to make and/or find.
Well? -makes an uppercut swing-
edited 12th Jun '12 10:32:50 PM by Shaggy
If anyone in the thread wants to kidnap me, I don't mind. We'd just be in their van drinking Mountain Dew and watching MLP for days on endI never said you couldn't. It's easy enough. Tons of people have done it. I just find it hilarious. Besides, it bugs out the game.
-Oh yeah, bitches.
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-Stops and reassembles his sword, smiling- Thanks. You're really good.
{I just sparred with Zack Fair as an equal... no, a superior... the fuck...}
edited 12th Jun '12 10:40:17 PM by GameSpazzer
MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist-loses slightly-
Damn. You're pretty good. Have you ever considered signing up for SOLDIER?
No, I'll just edit the ROM and debug it. If there's already one made I'll make debug that and fix spelling errors. :P
If anyone in the thread wants to kidnap me, I don't mind. We'd just be in their van drinking Mountain Dew and watching MLP for days on endYou do that. I'm keeping my martyr salmon skewered, though. RE: Earlier: And you're doing fine.
I did, at one point. Never officially joined, though.
-Points to his eyes- I've got mako enhancements... {...among other things.}
Decided I didn't like it, though. I'm not cut out to be a hero. I settled down instead. Picked up a bunch of hobbies. My life is pretty good.
edited 12th Jun '12 10:47:56 PM by GameSpazzer
MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon AlchemistOh, well. Personal choice, I guess.
I noticed.
Well... what hobbies?
I think I need to go to bed. There's no one on, anyway. Plus I'm just really bad at coming up with dialogue.
edited 12th Jun '12 10:51:20 PM by Shaggy
If anyone in the thread wants to kidnap me, I don't mind. We'd just be in their van drinking Mountain Dew and watching MLP for days on endNah, you're doing fine. Bye, then.
-nods-
...
This, uh... this might seem a bit out of nowhere, but... five or six years from now, you should avoid the cliffs between Midgar and Kalm at all costs. Just saying.
...Biking, mostly. I made my own motorcycle... drawing... snowboarding... odd stuff like that.
edited 12th Jun '12 10:55:46 PM by GameSpazzer
MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist...
One day you're going to do that stupid thing you do where you're too nice for your own good. And...
...
Just... look, I'll pay you or something if you remember that. Bad things happen. I can't change some things, I understand that now, but... it didn't have to be you. It never did. It didn't even have to be me, but it never was.
-Takes a step towards him apprehensively-
edited 12th Jun '12 11:00:03 PM by GameSpazzer
MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist-is confused/pissed- Okay, you're being really fucking vague and it's not helping if I need to avoid something.
First, who the fuck are you? Really?
And what specifically do you know?
If anyone in the thread wants to kidnap me, I don't mind. We'd just be in their van drinking Mountain Dew and watching MLP for days on endMy name is Cloud Strife. I really am from Nibelheim. I served under you in the military. I...
-Sighs- They listed you KIA, after... well, I'm not touching that one. One day you'll be running from a bunch of people that want to kill you. You'll hitch a ride on a truck, and they'll be waiting for you at the cliff in an ambush. You manage to wipe out the entire battalion before you wear down and the last three shoot you to death. Your body will rot on the cliff, abandoned and forgotten by everyone but the wolves and crows, and your parents will never know what happened. And Aeris will die.
edited 12th Jun '12 11:10:13 PM by GameSpazzer
MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist

I haven't what?
Are you sure you're okay? You look kind of... sick. No, more like, startled. I don't know.
Well, I sent out a call on my PHS to let them know that I got separated from the group, so they'll be here soon.
-sits down- So, where you from, Cloud?
If anyone in the thread wants to kidnap me, I don't mind. We'd just be in their van drinking Mountain Dew and watching MLP for days on end