I don't know how to be romantic.
-Clears her throat and begins to narrate in a very hammy fashion-
... -Sits down, throroughly bewildered-
Yo, listen up! You are about to witness the union of two souls, madly in love with each other! The spirits themselves have guided them together, and through fire and war, flood and famine, nothing will tear them apart! -Points dramatically. Cannons go off in the background-
edited 12th Jun '12 3:28:49 AM by GameSpazzer
MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon AlchemistWant me to join you?
Don't. If you know what will come to you...
-pulls out Power of Love-
Keep the peace guys...
edited 11th Jun '12 3:49:04 PM by nigelstack345
Vote. .#Bayonetta 4 Smash-Shao Kahn's voice from Johnny's mouth again- Sure, I'll Join this Rampage!
-shakes head- No, don't listen to Shao Kahn, I'm not about to go on a rampage. And I'd love to join the crowd, but It's much safer for everyone up here. I'm not sure if you've noticed but I've got an evil conqueror inside my head trying to take control of my body.
edited 11th Jun '12 3:52:08 PM by Olivetree
"You'd never do something as irrational as dying."Yes, that would be nice.
You! Head guy!
Makoto Itou.
Makoto Itou, are you ready to take up the honour and duty thatt comes with, uh...
There's a kid.
...Becoming part of this lady's family, whether the spirits will you prosperity or not, and your nation falls to ruin?
edited 11th Jun '12 3:52:12 PM by GameSpazzer
MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon AlchemistThaaaaaat's super. -Whispers something in Cloud's ear-
Er... Kotonoha Katsura, are you willing to take up the honour and duty of, er...
-Elbows him- ...Family prote—
— of protecting your family and teaching your child to do the same, prosperity or not, until.. er...
Your country falls to ruin.
...until your country falls to ruin?
MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon AlchemistThis is so..... No words to describe this...
I agree with that sentiment.
Sssshhhhh!
Vote. .#Bayonetta 4 SmashI heard that! If Tifa can marry crazy alienspawn Hey! then she can marry a guy's severed head.
Aaaaanyway — as the Lady of Wutai —
— not yet —
— I'm close enough, shut it! As the Lady of Wutai, I give you both my blessing!
...As the Lady of Wutai's witness, same here.
Ahem!
...I also give you my blessing
May Da-chao allow you a strong and happy marriage!
Alright, pucker up!
edited 11th Jun '12 4:12:05 PM by GameSpazzer
MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist

-watching from the top of the stairs-
-in Johnny's head- This is boring... start a fight.
-thinking- No... and by the way, thanks a lot ass-hole made me speak out loud.
-still in Johnny's head- Hey... Conquering isn't the only evil I do. And I'm pretty sure you want to conquer her.
-thinking- Do you ever shut up?
"You'd never do something as irrational as dying."