(Stares at Sub-Zero in shock for a moment.)
I am world famous Serbo-Croatian inventor, Nikola Tesla... Well, probably not quite as world famous as my contemporary, Edison. A crossways, you say? So my invention did work... Not quite as intended, but still!
(Is exuberant)
Ha ha ha! You like that, Edison?! Who's the fool now?
(Notices Jade.) Ah, good morning, little girl.
edited 4th Jun '12 7:27:10 AM by MobileLeprechaun
make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019Hm, I see.
(Thinks for a moment. Suddenly looks very nervous.)
Is this place... Erm... Is this place sanitary? When was the last time it was... Cleaned? The rampant overgrowth of plants is making me dreadfully uncomfortable...
(Notices Eli sleeping in his cardboard box) And livestock! Animals like this don't belong in a house! Do you know how unsanitary waterfowl are? Perhaps if it were a pigeon, I'd be okay with it... But still!
make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019Um. I don't think anyone's martians. And I am pretty sure this place is well kept, Cloud makes nature explode now for some reason. :o
So... I don't think I've met a few of you yet. I overheard Mr. Tesla say his name but what is yours butler looking guy who looks like life hates him? I am Jade! c:
edited 4th Jun '12 7:31:31 AM by Rivux
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean(Sighs) If you say so... I sincerely hope I do not leave this place with some sort of horrible disease. Anyway, good to meet you, Jade. I would shake your hand... But that practice is unsanitary, and like I said before, I do not want to catch a disease.
make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019It's unlikely, We've certainly never heard of anyone catching disease after a fight in here.
Yeah don't sweat it Nikolo. -relaxes and starts focusing on moving an energy ball between his hands- Of course, fights aren't Supposed to happen here, this place is neutral ground.
"You'd never do something as irrational as dying."(Is flustered.) Everyone says that! Everyone thinks I am irrational! I am not irrational! Disease is a horrid thing! Do you know how much of my childhood was spent laying sick in bed?! I do not want any more diseases, and I do not want to be thought of as mad for practicing proper hygiene!
(Dashes off to the kitchen to wash his hands thrice.)
edited 4th Jun '12 7:46:51 AM by MobileLeprechaun
make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019(Scrubbing furiously.)
Modern medicine?! Bah! Medicine is an incredibly underdeveloped science! We know how to light a home with electricity, yet we do not know the pathogens that make a man ill! I do not trust medicine! I trust hygiene.
(Dries his hands with three clean towels. Discards them immediately afterwards.)
make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019

-wakes up on the couch-
(yawn) Good morning!
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean