-leaning towards Sis- (Sis, I don't know any of these people's names yet aside from Cloud but I'm sure we both knew that.)
-leaning towards Dave- (Don't worry about that, little bro, neither do I. Just play the Strider cool till you actually hear them say others names. You can get away with just calling the big guy over there big guy.)
(Sounds like an impolite plan but whatever.)
(Oh fuck off.)
-settles back into their normal positions-
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean"Honestly, not much. Number one would be those who harm the innocent. I've taken an oath to never let that happen, but keeping it can be hard." He grimaced.
"Two would probably be women who insist on making me fight them. I tell them to stop, and they just don't." He sighed. "I've killed several that way, and it annoys me for days afterwards."
"Three and the worst would be when I get my sleeve caught on the doorknob. I hate that."
edited 27th May '12 10:10:05 PM by gameknight102xx
"Alright I...Okay..answer honestly."
He stopped smiling and fixed her with a stare. Perhaps he could figure out the answer to his dilemma.
"If you were a god, and you were exiled from your own world, your family, and your home, and could not return until you found, tortured, and killed completely innocent people, what would you do?"
He waited for his answer. He could feel the intangible Desperado and Paladin waiting as well.
edited 27th May '12 10:14:14 PM by gameknight102xx
(Are most of the people who run by here sound like they got problems built on issues wrapped in crises?)
(No, only some of them. Most of them just come from universes with a bunch of shit different from ours. Don't be surprised if talking animals come in.)
(Oh okay that makes perfect sense, Sis.)
-pushes Dave's face away as they part this time-
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's meanAlright, Miss Rachel lady. What is your relationship with that red head you just carried up there. Sis tells me there's a bunch of subtext that leads people to believe there's a bunch more than just friendship.
-slaps Dave up behind the head- You idiot, you don't ask people that question and you definitely don't cite me as a source for the question.
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean

Truth or dare? Hell I'm game.
Kay. Sorry to let you in on that. And I don't think I can, really, big dude. I'm down with truth or dare.
-both get near the bottle-
-clears throat-
Oh, right. This is my little bro, Dave. Everyone, Dave. Dave, everyone.
edited 27th May '12 9:57:19 PM by Rivux
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean