Hmph. Any way out of here?
(had drawn the sword and is ready to strike the newcomer)
edited 27th May '12 12:09:42 PM by FergardStratoavis
-ain't no way out less the world deems it right
stick your ass down no need for a fight-
-casually picks Daisy off the couch-
-casually places her against the wall next to the bucket-
-casually dips her fingers in the bucket of warm water-
-casually-
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's meanGordon beatboxing? That's new.
(notices Gordon and tries to stop him with mouthed words which seem to sound like "Don't do it.")
(notices Gordon as well) You have some business with this scrap(draws the giant flintlock pistol)? Try with some better weapon(is ready to aim at Gordon, but is still unaware of Wolvington)
(Quickly holds up note.)
"DON'T FIGHT. NEUTRAL TERRITORY. TALK THINGS OVER. I ALSO HAVE GUNS. PLEASE PUT WEAPONS BACK."
Bet you didn't know he can bust out some funky-fresh beats, did you? :D
edited 27th May '12 12:16:29 PM by MobileLeprechaun
make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019(is utterly shocked and terrified by Gordon's note)
I didn't even touch you, landlu-(has a realization and turns around to see Wolvington. Blocks the incoming sword thrust with the pistol) Well, well, if it isn't Missy "I lost an eye, so I will cry"(smirks).
Shut your trap, you pirate scum!(the two are wrestling, but the pirate is clearly bigger and stronger than Wolvington)
(Suddenly, Sis Strider points the sword because I'm so goddamn slow)
(growls)
edited 27th May '12 12:20:40 PM by FergardStratoavis
One more time, I say it's the last straw
Stick your ass down, less you want a sword shoved up, it's your call.
-casually rapping what she means while keeping the sword pointed in the pirate's face-
-casually-
edited 27th May '12 12:23:35 PM by Rivux
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's meanOkay, fine, the introduction is done, now, what the hell is this place and why this white-collar is here?
Who are you calling a white-collar, you...?!(has a sudden realization and shrugs) Eh, it's pointless to waste my breath anyway.
Miss Strider, was that rap? I've never heard it.
edited 27th May '12 12:30:04 PM by FergardStratoavis
Hell yeah it was. Off my game today, though. Because Rivux can't rap for shit. ._.
Dude, just call me Sis. None of that Miss Strider business, makes me feel older than I am.
-returns to the kitchen to wash her clothes-
(calling out) You like that, girly?
Dipping a hand in warm water generally causes pants wetting action.
edited 27th May '12 12:38:09 PM by Rivux
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean

(And suddenly... Another humanoid-but-with-animal-features figure enters the room. This time, the man in question seems to be a lion, missing an eye and covering it up with a eyepatch)
The hell is this...?
(notices the newcomer and freezes)
Um... Can someone please tell me what's with Mr. Strife? I've been looking for Grand Master and I lost the track of events here.
Ugh... The essay's finished. Now it's only Geography to learn.