I've just returned, what happened whilst I was gone, I kinda skipped a few pages
-El Presidente enters the room, no guards this time, just one person wearing a suit-
Hello, for those of you that have either forgot or are new to this strange little Room, I am El Presidente de Tropico.
-Secret Police guy- Please introduce yourselves, El Presidente always wishes to know who's company he is in
"You'd never do something as irrational as dying."-looks over to Tropican Crate of bananas- I'm starting to believe that people don't notice our gifts. Those bananas are probably out of date by now.
Yes Presidente, shall I go and get the men to take the crate out?
It would be wise.
-bows towards El Presidente before leaving the door to Tropico, the light still shows red-
Now, is there anything that this room would like as a gift from Tropico?
We have weapons, Chemicals, Bananas, Coffee, Pineapple both canned and raw, Rum, Sugar, Oil both crude and refined, Tobacco both cigar and raw, Iron, Gold, Bauxite, furniture, Corn and Papaya.
"You'd never do something as irrational as dying."-Getting no response to the offer of FREE Tropican produce- Well, I'll just give you some Coffee, this time just one can of the stuff rather than a full crate.
-enters back in, two soldiers following him, on their backs you can clearly see bulkier rifles than usual, the soldiers take the crate of bananas out of the room-
-to Secret Agent- Can you get one fresh can of our finest Tropican Coffee rather than a crate? I take it that this room doesn't quite expect the export quantities of an entire country.
Of course Presidente -leaves the room briefly, entering back in with a can of Tropican Coffee, places it in the kitchen-
"You'd never do something as irrational as dying."Classified information to those who are not Tropican -gives Deadpool a stern look-
Hmm, Tropico doesn't do air fresheners, but I'm sure I can get some of the imported stuff.
-signals to one of the soldiers who re-entered the room to get the crate of air fresheners, he leaves the room-
edited 27th May '12 6:07:31 AM by Olivetree
"You'd never do something as irrational as dying."-to fluttershy- Me personally, I am not a soldier, I am just El Presidente, I may of fought in a few battles, but right now I'm just a politician. I'm a little bit of a controversial figure in here, which is why I bring bodyguards, on top of the fact that I am the Presidente of Tropico.
"You'd never do something as irrational as dying."

Asleep.
-Dante stops whatever he was doing-
Hey.
"All worlds begin in darkness and all so end. The heart is no different."-Ansem