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GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#70401: May 26th 2012 at 11:27:06 PM

-eyetwitch- They've got you... they haven' gotten me yet. They're inside me, but I'm the only one lef' that's fighting...

Ffffuck. Need more beer. Gotta keep thinking straight. This is fukken' war...

-Grabs the nearest bottle and start chugging-

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
gameknight102xx Since: Aug, 2011
#70402: May 26th 2012 at 11:28:49 PM

The Grand Master, in his current state, actually summoned a sword to swing at himself.

He flashed back, and saw not a sword, but a swordsman.

"You Bastard!" He drew Fragarach and his light-gladius, dual-wielding them, and went to town. The sword, mimicing his attacks, blocked every one flawlessly. The noise of the self-conflict rang throughout the room.

edited 26th May '12 11:29:19 PM by gameknight102xx

Rivux same old me from [a jump to the sky turns to a rider kick] Since: Aug, 2010
same old me
#70403: May 26th 2012 at 11:28:55 PM

(to the Grandmaster) Hell're you laughing at? ...and what the fuck are you doing?

-picks Cloud up by his collar and throws back down on the couch-

What drunken hysterics are you spewing on about?

edited 26th May '12 11:29:23 PM by Rivux

mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean
gameknight102xx Since: Aug, 2011
#70404: May 26th 2012 at 11:30:48 PM

The battle escalated. The Grand Master, even though his reflxes and speed was dulled by alcohol, was still attacking faster than anything ever seen. He was attacking so fast that his own body was leaving traces in mid-air.

The imaginary swordsman summoned six other swords, and the Grand Master fought them all, the clashing getting louder and more frantic.

edited 26th May '12 11:31:06 PM by gameknight102xx

GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#70405: May 26th 2012 at 11:32:11 PM

Puppets, lady... they're fukken' everywhere. I won, though. I'm not one... Mother can suck it... Fukken' A.

Too much pressure... can't handle the fukken' pressure, with the fukken' therapissssssssssFUCK.

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
gameknight102xx Since: Aug, 2011
#70406: May 26th 2012 at 11:34:13 PM

"Kiss my ass! Uyah!"

The Grand Master began to attack several hundred times faster, most of his swings hitting empty air where the swordsmen would be. The slashes left crescents, as if they were leaving traces of themsevles.

edited 26th May '12 11:34:24 PM by gameknight102xx

Rivux same old me from [a jump to the sky turns to a rider kick] Since: Aug, 2010
same old me
#70407: May 26th 2012 at 11:34:56 PM

I really think you need a good slap right now.

-tapping her sheathed sword against her shoulder-

But I don't think I can handle two drunk men with enough problems to fill an entire lake. Shit. Let's get plastered up in here.

-begins to chug as much as possible to pass out-

Yeah I should go to sleep now.

mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean
GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#70408: May 26th 2012 at 11:36:43 PM

Fuck yeah....

-Picks up a folding chair and trips up the Grand Master with it-

Bye!

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
gameknight102xx Since: Aug, 2011
#70409: May 26th 2012 at 11:37:01 PM

The crescents died, the swords evaporated, and the Grand Master hallucinated that the swordsmen were killed.

"That'll learn ya." He mumbled. He stumbled over to Cloud, and saw the passed out Sis.

"Jesus lady, leaving urself here with two men, you're not bery smart, r ya?"

He tripped over the chair and slumped against the wall, and fell into a deep sleep.

I should sleep too.

edited 26th May '12 11:41:19 PM by gameknight102xx

GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#70410: May 26th 2012 at 11:39:06 PM

Bye!

-Waits for his high metabolism to work the booze out of his system-

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
FergardStratoavis A Fluff Ringer from Bellveins (Troper Knight) Relationship Status: A gay little love melody
A Fluff Ringer
#70411: May 27th 2012 at 1:51:55 AM

(The orange pony comes downstairs, yawning) Ugh... G'mornin',everypony... ah mean, everyone.

(Tsks at Grand Master and Cloud) That's not how you drink alcohol.

(has been doing katas the entire time)

And I'm back. What did I miss, aside from that libation Cloud and GM had?

LatverianBadger Calamity is a housewife from gacha hell Since: Jan, 2012 Relationship Status: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
Calamity is a housewife
#70412: May 27th 2012 at 1:53:55 AM

(has reappeared, apparently not rapidly transforming anymore)

Hello.

"Shake the dust." - Anis Mojgani
GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#70413: May 27th 2012 at 1:54:43 AM

Uh... I dunno anymore, to be honest.

Fffffffuck you...

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
FergardStratoavis A Fluff Ringer from Bellveins (Troper Knight) Relationship Status: A gay little love melody
A Fluff Ringer
#70414: May 27th 2012 at 1:57:43 AM

Morning(still doing katas).

(chuckles and lifts him up) C'mon, Blondie, we're making a short break.

Gosh... He looks so wasted... What in tarnation happened here?

GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#70415: May 27th 2012 at 1:59:00 AM

Sickuhv dealin' with bullshit... you gonna mess with me, too? Th' pink one did...

edited 27th May '12 1:59:11 AM by GameSpazzer

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
LatverianBadger Calamity is a housewife from gacha hell Since: Jan, 2012 Relationship Status: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
Calamity is a housewife
#70416: May 27th 2012 at 2:00:17 AM

Man Spaz, what times is it where you are?

"Shake the dust." - Anis Mojgani
FergardStratoavis A Fluff Ringer from Bellveins (Troper Knight) Relationship Status: A gay little love melody
A Fluff Ringer
#70417: May 27th 2012 at 2:01:06 AM

(sighs) And here ah thought we can talk this over pleasantly. Go and sober, pretty boy.

(puts Cloud in the kitchen and splashes him with water)

GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#70418: May 27th 2012 at 2:07:21 AM

-Sputters and spits out water- The fuck, beardy? What the actual fuck?

-Groans as his hangover starts to kick in-

4:07 AM.

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
LatverianBadger Calamity is a housewife from gacha hell Since: Jan, 2012 Relationship Status: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
Calamity is a housewife
#70419: May 27th 2012 at 2:09:03 AM

Damn. Got any sleep?

(sigh) This is what you get for failing to manage your drinking.....

"Shake the dust." - Anis Mojgani
GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#70420: May 27th 2012 at 2:12:33 AM

Nope. Been up all night.

'M fine... fukken' therapists, wasting my time. Bitch thought I was crazy.

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
LatverianBadger Calamity is a housewife from gacha hell Since: Jan, 2012 Relationship Status: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
Calamity is a housewife
#70421: May 27th 2012 at 2:15:59 AM

Dayuum.

(watches Cloud)

"Shake the dust." - Anis Mojgani
GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#70422: May 27th 2012 at 2:21:17 AM

-Watches Erza- Whaaaat?

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
FergardStratoavis A Fluff Ringer from Bellveins (Troper Knight) Relationship Status: A gay little love melody
A Fluff Ringer
#70423: May 27th 2012 at 2:23:03 AM

11.22 AM here.

When a man drinks, he needs to know when stop, Blondie.

LatverianBadger Calamity is a housewife from gacha hell Since: Jan, 2012 Relationship Status: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
Calamity is a housewife
#70424: May 27th 2012 at 2:23:22 AM

My thoughts exactly.

"Shake the dust." - Anis Mojgani
GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#70425: May 27th 2012 at 2:23:40 AM

Hey, you lemme get drunk my way, an' I'll let you... do whatever the fuck.

...Ow...

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist

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