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Rivux same old me from [a jump to the sky turns to a rider kick] Since: Aug, 2010
same old me
#70376: May 26th 2012 at 10:44:55 PM

Alrighty then. Never call me sweetheart. Ever again. Ever.

-spins her hat on the brim-

mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean
GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#70377: May 26th 2012 at 10:46:47 PM

So when I do it, it's a "problem", but when you do it, it's "medication". -Casually flips him the bird-

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
gameknight102xx Since: Aug, 2011
#70378: May 26th 2012 at 10:47:34 PM

The Grand Master laughed at Cloud's annoyance and at Sis's sass.

"Oh man, if my master could see me now, he'd...who am I kidding, he'd join right in!"

He laughed more, but it turned into a sigh.

"I miss home..."

edited 26th May '12 10:48:06 PM by gameknight102xx

GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#70379: May 26th 2012 at 10:48:29 PM

...So do I.

...

-Decides to get smashed-

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
Rivux same old me from [a jump to the sky turns to a rider kick] Since: Aug, 2010
same old me
#70380: May 26th 2012 at 10:50:16 PM

Hoo... if you two pass out from the booze you got mama Strider to be the designated driver for tonight.

-takes out Cal- "With Lil' Cal as the dude that holds your hair as you puke out the window."

mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean
gameknight102xx Since: Aug, 2011
#70381: May 26th 2012 at 10:51:58 PM

He looked at Cloud with a hint of bitterness.

"At least you can return without becoming a harbinger of destruction." He mumbled.

He perked up at Sis's comment

"Hah, I haven't puked from booze in over 3000 years! Like this'll floor me. Don't worry your pretty little head swee-er-Darling."

Thinking the puppet was a real animal, he began to pat it.

"Odd looking chimpanzee ya got there." He murmured.

edited 26th May '12 10:54:53 PM by gameknight102xx

GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#70382: May 26th 2012 at 10:55:02 PM

-Shoots him an equally bitter look- Oh, can I? Why d'you think I left?

-Continues going through beer- Ugh... this isn't even the good shit... where's the brandy when you need it?

Keep that puppet away from me, 'kay, thanks.

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
gameknight102xx Since: Aug, 2011
#70383: May 26th 2012 at 10:56:09 PM

He looked at Cloud in confusion, still patting Cal.

"I thought it was because everybody hated ya. You know, cuz they're idiots who ignored everything else you n your friends did."

edited 26th May '12 10:57:31 PM by gameknight102xx

Rivux same old me from [a jump to the sky turns to a rider kick] Since: Aug, 2010
same old me
#70384: May 26th 2012 at 10:57:52 PM

Gotcha, Cloud. And don't call me Darling, either. All I want you to call me is Sis, got it?

"Yeah, she means it!" -Cal swats away the Grandmaster's hand-

"And who're you calling a chimpanzee!? I'm 100% boss!"

mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean
GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#70385: May 26th 2012 at 10:59:10 PM

Well, that too. An' they're not idiots. They know what I did, yeah... tha's why they're mad...

They also don' want me back 'cause they know what I am... an' what I did, but mos'ly what I am... I wear these shades for a reason, yeah? It's so I don' freak people out with the eyes... they don' like the eyes...

edited 26th May '12 11:00:06 PM by GameSpazzer

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
Rivux same old me from [a jump to the sky turns to a rider kick] Since: Aug, 2010
same old me
#70386: May 26th 2012 at 11:01:53 PM

Pfft, your eyes can't be that bad.

-dramatic lighting shifts through her own shades for some reason-

mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean
gameknight102xx Since: Aug, 2011
#70387: May 26th 2012 at 11:02:10 PM

"Oh shit! It talks!" He withdrew his hand.

"Lookit that, a talking boss. You know, where I come from, bosses are for killing."

He smiled, grabbed Cal's head, and began to play with it.

"I'm a boss! Lookit me!" He badly mimed, bobbing the puppet's head up and down.

He looked at the shaded people.

"Careful you don't bump inta someting" He mumbled as he continured to play with Cal.

edited 26th May '12 11:03:12 PM by gameknight102xx

GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#70388: May 26th 2012 at 11:06:00 PM

Yer both fukken' creepy... -Edges away from both puppet-wielding maniacs-

Biolumineseness — sen — stuff that glows and's alive is usually a bad thing where I'm from... so I hide 'em... Vincent got lucky with his thingy... all he's got is a few demons... his eyes are red, so he can go out into public without the bullshit... only he doesn', 'cause Vince never goessssanywhere...

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
Rivux same old me from [a jump to the sky turns to a rider kick] Since: Aug, 2010
same old me
#70389: May 26th 2012 at 11:10:34 PM

-Cal's eyelids droop and quickly form an angry face as he slaps the Grandmaster's hands away-

"Not what I meant!"

-Cal starts to look like he's moving on his own, making hand motions to accompany the rap thingy Rivux made up on the spot-

"I am a straight up G, ya feel me? Straight out of the streets, raised through hard times, raised through tough times. I felt the gravel and I felt the paint, I climbed up through society's ladder to reach up to where I am now, hard earned and stone cold, that's what a boss is! Ya feel me?"

-Sis looks like she's not doing a thing to make him move, on closer inspection, she has a completely straight face and moving slightly-

Who're you calling weird, Cloud?

She's doing stop motion Flash Step ventriloquism if you didn't catch that, Knight.

mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean
gameknight102xx Since: Aug, 2011
#70390: May 26th 2012 at 11:10:35 PM

"Bah, I glow all the time. How the hell do ur pople deal with stars den?" He said.

He made Cal's arms flail about wildly, giggling like a child.

"You're an ornagutang, you have no business with gravel or ladders!" He squealed. He drank another bottle, then felt it empty. That was his thirtieth.

edited 26th May '12 11:12:49 PM by gameknight102xx

GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#70391: May 26th 2012 at 11:14:08 PM

'Cause stars aren' alive... besides, it's not the shiny thing, it's where... aw, fuck it, I don' feel like gettin' into a hist'ry lesson...

-Flips the fuck out and throws a fireball at Cal-

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
gameknight102xx Since: Aug, 2011
#70392: May 26th 2012 at 11:14:55 PM

His hands are scorched, but he thought it was Cal.

"Ey! Monkey! No burnin me!" He punched the puppet in the face.

Rivux same old me from [a jump to the sky turns to a rider kick] Since: Aug, 2010
same old me
#70393: May 26th 2012 at 11:15:38 PM

-Cal starts moving slightly closer, arms slapping away at the Grand Master-

"Not. A. Monkey!!! I just explained how I'm the boss I am today!!!"

-flash steps and removes Cal from the vicinity of the fire-

The hell's your problem!?

mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean
GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#70394: May 26th 2012 at 11:17:29 PM

They're everywhere... they're looking for me...

-Hides in the dresser-

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
gameknight102xx Since: Aug, 2011
#70395: May 26th 2012 at 11:18:40 PM

The Grand Master attempts to follow, but in his drunken stupor, he crashed into the wall next to her. He recovers quickly.

"Geez! Anyone get the number on that truck?!" He cried out. He looked back at Cal, and this time he saw him as a hairy man.

"'Ere, you're in need of a shave mista." He pulled out a lightabre-gladius, and came closer.

"'Old still." He began to cut the fur off.

Rivux same old me from [a jump to the sky turns to a rider kick] Since: Aug, 2010
same old me
#70396: May 26th 2012 at 11:19:31 PM

-captchalogues Cal so he can't cut him-

(to the Grandmaster) Try that again and I make you hawk that booze back up.

-forcibly opens the dresser Cloud is in- Dude, I know you're drunk, but what the fuck?

edited 26th May '12 11:20:34 PM by Rivux

mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean
gameknight102xx Since: Aug, 2011
#70397: May 26th 2012 at 11:20:48 PM

"Where'dya go? Ah well." He put the lightsabre side-arm away, and stared at the nice view of Sis's back as she chewed out Cloud.

edited 26th May '12 11:21:19 PM by gameknight102xx

GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#70398: May 26th 2012 at 11:21:48 PM

Everywhere... -Slams the door shut again-

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
Rivux same old me from [a jump to the sky turns to a rider kick] Since: Aug, 2010
same old me
#70399: May 26th 2012 at 11:24:00 PM

-cuts the door open and grabs Cloud by the collar and drags him out-

What the fuck?

mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean
gameknight102xx Since: Aug, 2011
#70400: May 26th 2012 at 11:25:06 PM

The Grand Master saw Sis bent over, dragging Cloud out, and could barely supress his laughter.

edited 26th May '12 11:25:30 PM by gameknight102xx


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