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GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#70351: May 26th 2012 at 10:00:40 PM

-to Sis- I did that once. But I can't abandon Tifa and Denzel again. I'm not hurting them just to make myself feel better.

I don't know if I want to be like him. I wanted to be like Zack, once... I even got to be, eventually. But then I wasn't myself.

Maybe I should stop complaining about this. It's not like I've earned any of the good things I have, and I'm wasting everyone's time.

-to Grand Master- ...I don't think DNA works that way.

edited 26th May '12 10:01:14 PM by GameSpazzer

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
LatverianBadger Calamity is a housewife from gacha hell Since: Jan, 2012 Relationship Status: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
Calamity is a housewife
#70352: May 26th 2012 at 10:01:35 PM

(look through his photo gallery)

"Shake the dust." - Anis Mojgani
GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#70353: May 26th 2012 at 10:02:31 PM

...I'll just shut up. You have better things to do than listen to me.

-Sits down-

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
Rivux same old me from [a jump to the sky turns to a rider kick] Since: Aug, 2010
same old me
#70354: May 26th 2012 at 10:02:34 PM

I'm not saying abandon, I just mean a place you can wreck that's easy to get to.

-puts her arms behind the couch-

'sides, you ain't wasting my time. I've got nothin' but time since the kid started school again.

mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean
GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#70355: May 26th 2012 at 10:04:16 PM

Too much of a risk... if I can't get things under control before I get back — or if I lose it completely, and start the fourth Reunion, or — or if Mother gets rid of me to avoid complications...

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
gameknight102xx Since: Aug, 2011
#70356: May 26th 2012 at 10:06:48 PM

He slammed his fist down, making the floor rattle.

"Stop that. That's dangerous. The second you think that you haven't earned your place and our time is the second you start thinking of leaving it open to someone else. The regulator can purge nearly anything, even DNA and RNA and PNA and what-have-you. I should know, I was basically a young Kazan until I got my regulator. What it can't purge, however, is your thoughts."

He pointed to Cloud "You've earned your place by creating a fighting style that I and several hundred others use."

He pointed to Dante "He's earned his place by swinging a sword the size of an average pick up truck around when he probably wouldn't even tip 50 kilos soaking wet."

He pointed to himself "I've earned my place by killing everything that threatens peace."

"So cheer up."

edited 26th May '12 10:08:57 PM by gameknight102xx

Rivux same old me from [a jump to the sky turns to a rider kick] Since: Aug, 2010
same old me
#70357: May 26th 2012 at 10:08:52 PM

(to Cloud) You're just one of those people whose problems have problems, aren't you?

-simply raises an eyebrow at the Grand Master's rousing speech-

mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean
GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#70358: May 26th 2012 at 10:12:49 PM

...I really don't think DNA works that way.

So we can fight. Big fucking deal. So can everyone. I haven't done any good in the world, though. Have you?

-to Sis- I'm fine. I'm just doing things wrong. If Brot — -Shakes his head vigorously- — if Sephiroth overtook Her, then so can I. I've managed all these years so far, and I can keep managing. I'm just doing things wrong. I don't —

...

I'm trying. Really, I am. It just gets hard sometimes.

-to Grand Master- I'll pass. I don't fancy losing an arm, much. I'm screwed both ways, but at least this way I can wrangle control before She gets a mind of Her own back.

edited 26th May '12 10:13:00 PM by GameSpazzer

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
Rivux same old me from [a jump to the sky turns to a rider kick] Since: Aug, 2010
same old me
#70359: May 26th 2012 at 10:16:45 PM

Gain a shit-ton more self confidence and more of an ego to overwhelm the "Mother" presence then. That's all I can think of as far as a completely normal human being goes.

-changes the channel to something much more inspiring-

mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean
GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#70360: May 26th 2012 at 10:17:46 PM

-nods-

...

-Toys with the beer bottle-

edited 26th May '12 10:17:51 PM by GameSpazzer

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
gameknight102xx Since: Aug, 2011
#70361: May 26th 2012 at 10:19:47 PM

After a brief pause, he spoke.

"If the legends are to be believed, you're mistaking your own past. You are on record for saving your planet several times. Once from a giant meteor, I believe. You also defeated an angel, and you've also given me my sword style." He looked up.

"That means that anything I've done, and I've done a lot, is, by extension, something you've done. And I'm not the only one."

"You're regarded as a hero Cloud. You may not know it, but others have heard your name, and you'd be embarrassed to hear how many girls out there want to be in your bed."

"So cheer up bro. We make a living for ourselves. I'm sure you haven't had the happiest life, but who has?"

edited 26th May '12 10:20:44 PM by gameknight102xx

GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#70362: May 26th 2012 at 10:24:12 PM

I know how good my life is, trust me. I'm not stupid. I just need to deal with Her somehow.

History obviously got a few things wrong. The Planet only needed saving because I fucked up and nearly destroyed it in the first place, and even then, that was mostly Aeris hijacking the Lifestream that fixed things. Secondly, he's not an angel, he's a... thing. I don't care if he's dead, don't stroke his ego. And thirdly, you are not me. Therefor, your achievements are your own. I'm not going around saying it's Zack's fault for nearly wiping out humanity, just because he chose me to live.

edited 26th May '12 10:24:27 PM by GameSpazzer

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
gameknight102xx Since: Aug, 2011
#70363: May 26th 2012 at 10:26:55 PM

He nodded.

"Just remember Cloud. You're not as crazy as that therapist woman would like you to believe. Nor are you as bad as you'd like to believe."

He rummaged through his sack, pulling our a bottle of tequila.

"Cheers." He began to down it.

edited 26th May '12 10:27:22 PM by gameknight102xx

GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#70364: May 26th 2012 at 10:27:59 PM

Yeah, sure.

Cheers. -Clinks his beer bottle and starts chugging-

edited 26th May '12 10:28:04 PM by GameSpazzer

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
Rivux same old me from [a jump to the sky turns to a rider kick] Since: Aug, 2010
same old me
#70365: May 26th 2012 at 10:30:12 PM

-does the foot tappy thingy with her crossed leg while she watches the program-

mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean
GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#70366: May 26th 2012 at 10:31:28 PM

-Chugs half the bottle in one go, stops, stares at it, then chucks it out the window-

Tifa would kill me if she knew I was still getting smashed.

-Sighs and rubs his forehead-

Been reading Problem Sleuth, by the way.

edited 26th May '12 10:31:56 PM by GameSpazzer

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
gameknight102xx Since: Aug, 2011
#70367: May 26th 2012 at 10:32:37 PM

A blush had formed around the Grand Master's cheeks.

"Heh. Don't wirry man." He said. "If she's any sorta wife, she'll unnerstand."

edited 26th May '12 10:32:53 PM by gameknight102xx

Rivux same old me from [a jump to the sky turns to a rider kick] Since: Aug, 2010
same old me
#70368: May 26th 2012 at 10:33:20 PM

Lots a girls would be pissed at their guys drinking when they don't want them to.

Yay! :D How is it so far?

mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean
GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#70369: May 26th 2012 at 10:36:23 PM

Yep... she punched me in the face and pushed me off a building when she first found out.

Awesomesauce. Just got here.

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
gameknight102xx Since: Aug, 2011
#70370: May 26th 2012 at 10:36:36 PM

-Not knowing anything about Slueth-

He turned to Sis

"Yeah, but how miny girls are married to a guy like Clud?" He took another swig. He was on his ninth bottle already, and had formed a neat little triangle.

"Lemme tell ya, the things I've seen written about him, Cloud's got no shortage od admirers. This Tifa'd probly have a field day there."

He turned to Cloud and grinned.

"Ahahaha, sounds like a happy family!"

edited 26th May '12 10:40:39 PM by gameknight102xx

GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#70371: May 26th 2012 at 10:38:35 PM

-snorts- I find that hard to believe.

Tifa's in her prime. She could have anyone she wanted.

But yes. I guess I'm pretty happy.

edited 26th May '12 10:39:03 PM by GameSpazzer

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
gameknight102xx Since: Aug, 2011
#70372: May 26th 2012 at 10:39:29 PM

Above edited, sorry.

He knocked him gently on the shoulder.

"And she choose you! Now that telllsya something. And so does yer marriage"

edited 26th May '12 10:40:55 PM by gameknight102xx

Rivux same old me from [a jump to the sky turns to a rider kick] Since: Aug, 2010
same old me
#70373: May 26th 2012 at 10:41:17 PM

I swear, the amount you two drink doesn't seem to be healthy at all.

-removes her hat and does hat tricks with it-

mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean
GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#70374: May 26th 2012 at 10:41:18 PM

I guess. I'm still waiting for the day when she wakes up and realises she hooked up with a complete putz. I'm hoping that's at least a few more years from now...

-watches Sis- I've dealt with worse.

edited 26th May '12 10:42:08 PM by GameSpazzer

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
gameknight102xx Since: Aug, 2011
#70375: May 26th 2012 at 10:43:11 PM

"Don't worry. Out of all the putzes out there, she chose the best!"

Chortling to himself, he turned to Sis. Sixteen bottles and counting.

"Don't hate on me sweetheart. I've seen some wieeeerd shit, this is simply my, how we put it, medication."

edited 26th May '12 10:44:21 PM by gameknight102xx


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