-pulls out some fries from purse and starts nomming them-
Mr president guy you are more safe here then other places. The only threats here are angry people like the sword man and some random reality warping pony who seems very nice. Both seem to be okay so there is no need for this stuff.
edited 25th May '12 2:59:29 PM by Lilqueendaisy
LOVE IS STORED IN THE AXOLOTL!If you allow me to go back to Tropico
-signals soldiers to lower their guns-
I can provide proof of Identification, plus, I doubt this Kartel guy has a cigar case of TROPICAN Cigars -shows Tropican Cigar company engraved on the metal- Nor would he have given TROPICAN coffee -points to crate from first visit- to this room.
"You'd never do something as irrational as dying."-to Daisy- No he's not... older things like to come here sometimes... usually they just go for me, but you might want to have an escape route ready.
edited 25th May '12 3:00:27 PM by GameSpazzer
MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist(Gordon's poor, tired brain cannot handle Crimson Viper's bizarrely detailed account of his life, especially not the bit about the G-Man. Shudders, makes a tiny whimper, then runs upstairs, huddled in a corner.)
Gotta run. Bye all :)
edited 25th May '12 3:01:02 PM by MobileLeprechaun
make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019His wrath subsided, only to be replaced by a tired sorrow.
"Okay, I believe you. A Kartel can only bluff so much."
The swords disappeared and he sheathed his blade.
"Thank you for telling me so. I would've hated to spill innocent blood."
He went to meditate, to regain peace of mind.
edited 25th May '12 3:05:17 PM by gameknight102xx
Goodbye you two!
I have every reason to stay cautious anyway, some would call me a villain for my political beliefs. I may be a Dictator, but I'm no Fascist.
-the science expert enters the room with some sort of device, the soldier is beside him-
You lot made me realise that with this room, and the door, any monstrosity could walk through and devastate Tropico, and I'd hate to ruin my baseball bat again.
So rather than destroy the way to my only safe haven from all the damn politics and paperwork I go through being Presidente, I've decided to scan you for traces of otherworldly energies, or what you'd call magic, we're then going to configure the door on our side to either disbar users of these from entering physically, or to strip them of their power as they walk through.
-The scientist- Who shall I start on Presidente?
I don't know, volunteers?
-to others- We've scanned ourselves before hand and it doesn't hurt at all.
"You'd never do something as irrational as dying."Google translate now hates me.
-Glares- It doesn't work like that. Magic is only the technical term for it.... You strip someone of their magic, the die.
And if that fucker comes near me or even thinks about scanning me, I'll break his damn neck....
...The hell?
edited 25th May '12 3:12:13 PM by GameSpazzer
MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon AlchemistSoldiers! Flashlights!
-the soldiers turn their flashlights on- Yes Presidente!
Get me and the Scientist the hell out of here!
-uses own flashlight on the door to Tropico, before hurrying over to the door-
-El Presidente and the Soldiers leave the room-
El Presidente may have taken The Mask out with a baseball bat (Inside Joke to those who know that Juanito says El Presidente can take on the entire soviet Union with a baseball bat), but I doubt he'd be able to do anything in the Boss fight
"You'd never do something as irrational as dying."I'll be fine, but thank you for the concern.
(mutters in her sleep. She seems to have a nightmare of some sort)
(A faint voice is heard. It's very delicate, very soothing, very... convincing)
{Human's mind is such a wonderful thing...}

Oh right, alternate universe and the likes.
So listen, Mr. Freeman: You're the protagonist of "Half-Life" series. I do not remember the details, but you were fighting aliens, Combine, antlions - tough bastards they are - and G-Man stalks you all night long. There's that resistance and they gave you that nifty suit, and there were headcrabs et cetera.
(tenses a little)
edited 25th May '12 2:58:19 PM by FergardStratoavis