We don't have the habitat for tea I don't think, Presidente, do you think we could spare some of the imported tea for them?
No, we're running out of tea as it is, EU's cutting their imports off due to us supporting the US in that trade argument they were having.
-The soldiers return with the crate of Tropican Coffee-
"You'd never do something as irrational as dying."And just who is the governor here? is it you miss? -raises hand at Rachel-
Obviously, El Presidente wishes to know the people of this room a little better, we've already had a close encounter with one person who nearly drew their sword at El Presidente.
"You'd never do something as irrational as dying."No leader? No politics to speak of? -to general- Don't have those scientists killed, I just found the perfect Vacation, close to home, and no politics to worry about!
-to Pinkie- The Scientists did mention it involved something called Dimensions when they were working on it. Wait a second, this is a dream isn't it? Why am I talking to a Pink horse General?
I don't know Presidente. -to Rachel- You can't be a vampire, they don't exist!
"You'd never do something as irrational as dying."-to general- Look, I don't want us to get in trouble for insulting the local superstitions.
Actually El Presidente, I just remembered that we crossed dimensions, it's entirely possible that vampires do exist here and in other dimensions, besides, we're doubting a vampire yet there's a pink horse that's talking
Excellent point General Juan.
-takes out cigar case, putting out his current cigar and picking up another one-
"You'd never do something as irrational as dying."-gives The Mask to Rachel- we've tried using explosives on it as well, the guy wearing it made a havoc when he started with our neighbours, when I heard this guy was on my shore I called it superstition, one cathedral burning later, I smashed him in the face with a baseball bat and took that Mask off him, I shot the guy with my pistol after -takes out pistol-
"You'd never do something as irrational as dying."-to general- Glad that was taken care of.
Indeed Presidente, the Pope will be pleased to hear that we're rebuiling the Cathedral, should we give some funds to the neighbour Islands to increase our political reputation?
Good idea, I can sacrifice one less crate of imports. But no more Politics, and can you go outside and tell the other advisors that I'm taking a break in here and that if there's anything urgent that they come to me?
very good El Presidente, Soldiers stay here and guard El Presidente -leaves-
"You'd never do something as irrational as dying."

Where is Cloud anyway? I haven't seen him in a long time...(chewing on popcorn)
...(doing katas)