WHAT THE HELL DID I JUST TELL YOU MAGGOTS?! DONT MAKE WORDS COME OUT OF YOUR STINKY SALMON HOLE UNLESS I AM ADRESSING IT! I'M GOING TO START MAKING SHIT HIT THE FUCKING FAN IF THINGS DONT TAKE A SERIOUS TURN. SO YOU BETTER WATCH YOUR MOUTH YOU LITTLE DEVIANTS! (looks back at gordon) SEAK UP PRIVATE HELLEN KELLER, CAUSE NEXT TIME I SEE YOU YOU BETTER LEARN TO SPOKEN, UNDERSTOOD? (walks over to pinkie pie) WHATS YOUR EXUSE YOU HORSE COSTUME WEARING FREAKAZOID?
IS THAT ME? AM I THE MOM?(Does not move a muscle, wonders how the hell a gunnery sergeant got in here. Shuts his eyes and tries to remember how to make his vocal cords make sounds.)
Hey, the guy playing gunny can only post every 10 minutes 'cause he's new. Just putting that out there so you won't be wondering why the delay. :)
edited 23rd May '12 4:41:41 PM by MobileLeprechaun
make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019(Looks over at red nel) WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME? DROP AND GIVE YOU TEN? HOW ABOUT YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP, MARCH YOUR ASS DOWN TO THE KITCHEN AND MAKE YOUR SARGENT A SANDWICH! HOW ABOUT THAT YOU LITTLE DISCRACE? (walks up to nel) HOW ABOUT THAT? (walks over to cloud) WHERE DID YOU WORK AT BEFORE YOU JOINED THE CORE? A SALON? YOU LOOK YOU GIVE PEDRO A HIGH HARD ONE BEFORE YOU WADDLE DOWN TO THE BARBER SHOP!
IS THAT ME? AM I THE MOM?(Takes the fireball like a man) HOO LEE JESUS! WE MIGHT NEED YOUR ASS DOWN IN NAM TO BURN SOME COMMIES! I HOPE YOU LIKE THE NEW NAME PRIVATE FLAME-THROWER. I'M PROUD OF YOU PRIVATE FLAMETHROWER. (looks over in direction that rachel was coming from) WHO SAID THAT? WHO THE FUCK JUST SAID THAT? (walks back to cloud) WAS IT YOU PRIVATE STRINGBEAN? AND I COULD GIVE LESS OF A SHIT ABOUT YOUR ASS-PALL LIEUTENANT!
IS THAT ME? AM I THE MOM?

So I see, cowardly thing to do, and that worthless pile of bones that thinks he deserves the undeath thinks he can overcome my setbacks I put in place. But I will spare you more trouble, as I feel the need to cause the collapse of a civilisation back home, then put all the blame on Stanley, poor human will know but he can't stop it, though if I return, I suggest you don't doubt my power again, or this won't be a Coco Bongo as Stanley so adores.
-stanley's voice is briefly heard out of the Mask's mouth- I... Party... Because... I... Gotta...
-the Mask slaps himself in the face before walking out the door, ignoring everyone as he leaves
Have to be going, I've tried to get the Angered god side, you know, since the Mythos does have The Mask itself as Loki.
edited 23rd May '12 4:32:23 PM by Olivetree
"You'd never do something as irrational as dying."