-watches Denzel from under the dresser-
Ooh! I've had this
◊ in my gallery for over a year, but just remembered it now.
Now, then. You seem to think eachother so Evil, you lady, you seem to attack this Robot because it was doing what it was programmed to do, it had no other real choice. And you big metal are in fear of this human, when In reality as long as your memory's intact you can just move on to a different body.
"You'd never do something as irrational as dying."Huh, boy oh boy are you both buzzkills, increasing your hostility will only increase theirs. -spins into lawyer atire- Now, I have a pen and paper here, why don't you both sign a treaty? Or at least take this somewhere else, you're both scaring crazy hair.
"You'd never do something as irrational as dying."(Lies motionless for a second, as though dead.)
...that's what you think... fatso...
(Quickly ascends into portal on the ceiling and blocks it off with non-portalable metal.)
Good luck dragging me to Hell now that I'm safe at Home. I hope you like small, stuffy Rooms, because you're about to be Staying in one.
Goodbye... Chell. Heh heh heh heh heh...
(Closes portal.)
Gotta run. That was awesome! Bye all. :D
edited 21st May '12 8:45:44 AM by MobileLeprechaun
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-kicks Gla Dos again- Ah uh Ah! No fighting, and Lady, that was a warning Mallet, the real surprise is right underneath you! -reveals landmine beneath Chell's feet- Don't move now!
"You'd never do something as irrational as dying."