You know, I never heard of anyone burning a bomb cigar, maybe you're the first? -cigar explodes harmlessly on the ground- Relax, everything I do works on cartoon physics -turns to the camera- I once got an oscar didn't I? Anyway, go ahead and shoot me, it wouldn't do anything.
"You'd never do something as irrational as dying."Well isn't that just polite? going round insulting people, ah well, pardon me whilst I make some balloon animals, this one's the tommy gun! -makes a tommy gun out of a black balloon- harmless little thing! -fires at the ceiling- Whoops! wrong one! -chucks away-
"You'd never do something as irrational as dying."-watches it with her, feeling generally content-
And now it appears I've gone full-out Toy Story mode with this thing. Ah well.
MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon AlchemistWhat is this I'm watching?
-takes a swig-
edited 20th May '12 3:27:24 PM by nigelstack345
Vote. .#Bayonetta 4 Smash-spins, returns to the yellow suit and hat- If you'll excuse me, I've got an entire police department to give wedgies to! -spins out of the room-
I will be back, but it's getting late over here so I thought I'd get the mask out of the room early, he'll be back though
"You'd never do something as irrational as dying."

-burns cigar with a firebolt-
I've heard enough jokes to know that your kind of humor isn't my type.
-readies Mirror Slice-
edited 20th May '12 2:55:21 PM by DarkConfidant