Well, for starters, Cal cut out his heart and replaced it with stuffing, then stole his "life"... so there's a weird Jenova-Cal thing running around with Cloud's heart. I'm assuming Rivux is planning something with that. For another thing, he got blown up and, being a puppet, was repaired. Not a problem for a puppet, but for something alive...
-there are a myriad number of stitches running through his skin all over his body, one over his eye-
-experiences one second of pure, excrutiating agony before dying again-
edited 19th May '12 7:50:22 AM by GameSpazzer
MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon AlchemistIf there's anyone, then it would be me who should recruit her.
However, the rules and regulations of Master are pretty simple: We fight with vampires, not ally them. It is too much trouble for so low-value allies...
Gonna go. Be back in several hours.
edited 19th May '12 7:50:11 AM by FergardStratoavis
Bye! And the forum is back to normal, it seems.
-stares at his hands- No... I can't — I could hurt people like this... just...
Did I ask you to do anything? Everytime you help me, it just backfires horribly, and I suffer even more for it. Just undo everything you did and leave me alone. Can you do that? Can you not make things worse than they already are, for once in your life?
-I'm assuming Death is gone, so Cloud turns back to avoid complications-
edited 19th May '12 8:07:32 AM by GameSpazzer
MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist-Problem Sleuth and Ace Dick bust out of Death's door, Problem Sleuth is holding a pawn and Ace Dick is holding a Coily from Q*bert, Death hangs around the doorway-
YEEARGH! I REALLY HATE PUZZLES. -slams the Coily on the ground-
It would have helped to move us off that couch, you know.
Now if you'll pardon me, Mr. Strife has an opportunity to win his life back. -shuts his Door again-
I don't really have anything planned for Cloud!Cal, really. He stole Cloud's body, sort of, and left to wreak havoc everywhere... not sure what to do with him after that part.
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean

-promptly falls over dead, unable to survive as he is anymore-
Cal fucked a few things up first. Not to mention there's the explosion thing...
MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist