Guh... Uh.. Oh! Y-yes!
I... um, and the rather helpful... entity over there recently helped a young lady who was decapitated. I cloned her a new body, and he, uh, did... something to put her head back on. And it worked! It actually worked... But...
My, erm, superiors at SEELE have been... Looking for an excuse to fire me... And I happened to show up slightly tipsy to one of our meetings. It's ridiculous! How was I supposed to know that this one wasn't Sound Only? The last five or so were! If I had known that in advance, then maybe I wouldn't have shown up in my pajamas. Honestly.
But, um, they've scolded me for taking extra time off from work, because they think all I've been doing is getting drunk. Which is only partially true. I tried to explain to them that I had taken extra time off to clone the body, but they didn't believe me and wanted proof... So I came here to get photos. But now I don't know where she is...
edited 18th May '12 9:13:04 PM by MobileLeprechaun
make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019Aah! Um! Y-yes! P-please be careful with her!
Um... Sorry for the trouble, M-Miss. This is going to sound terribly strange but...
C-can I take some... Pictures... Of you?
I'll um... Also need the b-body...
:|
edited 18th May '12 9:17:42 PM by MobileLeprechaun
make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019Th-thank you! I promise, this is only for my work. I have to show these to my superiors. No one else will see them.
(Fumbles about in pocket for camera, has especial trouble due to lack of glasses.)
Ah! F-found it. H-hold still... And smile... I guess...
make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019(Snaps a few photos, with and without head)
I um, think they turned out okay... It's hard to tell...
B-but anyway! Thank you both! You have no idea... Um... Thank you.
I have to go now. T-take care of yourself, M-Miss. And thank you! Again. And um, hope you... Get better...? ...Cloud. I'm um... Sorry about... Get better...
B-bye!
(Hurriedly leaves, grabbing one or two beers on his way out.)
Goodnight all. :)
edited 18th May '12 9:27:06 PM by MobileLeprechaun
make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019(raises hands in fright) Blargh! (Gah!) Gah......(speaking in broken english)....Dun.....knoww.....cruss....rodes?
(Hayate shows up to explain)
Basically, we're in a multidimensional crossroads of some kind. People from different universes show up day in and day out and interact with one another.
"Shake the dust." - Anis Mojgani(Speaking out of nowhere) Such a determination coming from you, young lady! Amusing.
Because I totally spaced out watching Black Lagoon. Sorry for that and what did I miss?
Uh-huh!(nods) Man, it so sucks to be you in this newest Mortal Kombat game. Like, everyone's beating on you.(giggles)
...I'm seriously starting to lose my fuckin' patience! Who the hell let those bugs into the kitchen?!
(Fifteen Rust Monsters waltz into the main room)

-is physically unable to stop a hug from someone several times his size, strength, and weight, so just lets it happen and tries to comfort Daisy-
edited 18th May '12 9:11:53 PM by GameSpazzer
MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist