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Jamdat369 Does What You Don't from Terca Lumireis Since: Sep, 2011
Does What You Don't
#64201: May 16th 2012 at 4:03:03 PM

...

(Perfect is impossible to maintain.)

-takes a swig-

"All worlds begin in darkness and all so end. The heart is no different."-Ansem
GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#64202: May 16th 2012 at 4:06:25 PM

...

(I know. If there's one thing I've figured out, it's that if something is too good to be true, it always is. I guess it could always be worse...)

-finishes his beer, crushes the can against his head, and grabs another one-

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
Jamdat369 Does What You Don't from Terca Lumireis Since: Sep, 2011
Does What You Don't
#64203: May 16th 2012 at 4:11:31 PM

-is somehow already on his fourth beer- ...

(Yeah. You could be comatosh an shum zhlimy shientish cloud be wif Tifa.)

"All worlds begin in darkness and all so end. The heart is no different."-Ansem
GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#64204: May 16th 2012 at 4:14:10 PM

...

(Bullshit. I killed most of 'em years ago. The guards, too. They never found the bodies, either. Now those were murders I was proud to commit.)

-starts on his third-

...

(It really shows you haven't had booze in thirty years, you know.)

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
Jamdat369 Does What You Don't from Terca Lumireis Since: Sep, 2011
Does What You Don't
#64205: May 16th 2012 at 4:22:12 PM

...

(I wash never a heavy drinkre.)

"All worlds begin in darkness and all so end. The heart is no different."-Ansem
GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#64206: May 16th 2012 at 4:23:40 PM

... -goes back to chugging his beer-

(I didn't used to be. Then shit kept biting me in the ass.)

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
Rivux same old me from [a jump to the sky turns to a rider kick] Since: Aug, 2010
same old me
#64207: May 16th 2012 at 4:47:07 PM

-waiting patiently by his door for Aerith.... Aeris?... Aeristh-

mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean
Tatsumar Since: Mar, 2011
#64208: May 16th 2012 at 4:49:52 PM

Yeash, Mister Death.... you sure do know how to break a happy mood...

Deer
GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#64209: May 16th 2012 at 4:51:45 PM

-twenty beers later...-

...an' so I sed, I sed... I sed, "Dammit, Teef, yer... 'm sorry, tha' wash my faul,'"... and then she pushed me offa roof... it hurt... I don' hava fuckin' clue what I'm sayin' anymore....

edited 16th May '12 4:53:35 PM by GameSpazzer

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
Rivux same old me from [a jump to the sky turns to a rider kick] Since: Aug, 2010
same old me
#64210: May 16th 2012 at 4:55:33 PM

Well it's not as if I've come for any of you. If an imminently deceased comes by I am obligated to take them, though. Think of me like a fun uncle that gives candy whenever he is not hard at work. Here, have one.

-offers a lollipop-

mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean
Jamdat369 Does What You Don't from Terca Lumireis Since: Sep, 2011
Does What You Don't
#64211: May 16th 2012 at 4:56:53 PM

-is passed out-

"All worlds begin in darkness and all so end. The heart is no different."-Ansem
GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#64212: May 16th 2012 at 4:59:29 PM

-doesn't seem to realise and continues ranting to the back of Vincent's head-

...an' then it turns out yooooou assholes were watchin' us the whole time, an' tha's fucked up... an' tha's how I lost my virgininitiny... virgi... whatever.

edited 16th May '12 5:00:47 PM by GameSpazzer

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
Jamdat369 Does What You Don't from Terca Lumireis Since: Sep, 2011
Does What You Don't
#64213: May 16th 2012 at 5:00:48 PM

I know.

"All worlds begin in darkness and all so end. The heart is no different."-Ansem
Tatsumar Since: Mar, 2011
#64214: May 16th 2012 at 5:01:12 PM

Uh... yeah, thanks....

-The RED Scout takes the lollipop and sucks on it after glaring at the BLU Scout sleeping on the couch-

Deer
GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#64215: May 16th 2012 at 5:05:29 PM

Heh.

...an' so I sed to 'im... um... I don' remember wha' Issssed, so lessay I sed... FUCK YOU, BAS'ARD... only it was... just... way cooler than that... the thing is, though, the thing is... the things is, the thing is, the.... the thing. Is.

...

...Fuck you. Tha's what the thing is...

Yer awesome, Vincent... I love you... your boots are weird...

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
Jamdat369 Does What You Don't from Terca Lumireis Since: Sep, 2011
Does What You Don't
#64216: May 16th 2012 at 5:14:07 PM

-still passed out-

Boots...not...weird.

"All worlds begin in darkness and all so end. The heart is no different."-Ansem
GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#64217: May 16th 2012 at 5:22:19 PM

Are so...

Yer jus' jealoush of my normal boots....

Ffffuck. I have a bike to tune up....

Y'know, he wouldn' be in debt ifffhe took jobs... fuckin' crazy fuckin'... guy. Heheh.

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
MobileLeprechaun (: from Grayrock, TX Since: Aug, 2009 Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
(:
#64218: May 16th 2012 at 6:17:12 PM

(Enters the room, looking quite disheveled and towing a human-sized cooler behind him; still slightly hung over.)

...Uh... Hello again. I have no idea why I'm here or what happened in the last few hours.

All I know is that I did... something really weird with Ritsuko earlier and I woke up outside the building atop this cooler.

Any insight as to what exactly is inside the cooler is appreciated.

*hic*

make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019
LatverianBadger Calamity is a housewife from gacha hell Since: Jan, 2012 Relationship Status: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
Calamity is a housewife
#64219: May 16th 2012 at 6:19:32 PM

(Kisaragi's head wakes up)

Eh........fell asleep.......(blinks, trying instinctively to rub eyes)...oh.....that's right.....no hands......

"Shake the dust." - Anis Mojgani
Rivux same old me from [a jump to the sky turns to a rider kick] Since: Aug, 2010
same old me
#64220: May 16th 2012 at 6:19:45 PM

A cloned body for the young decapitated girl over there.

...hm. -tries to figure out just where the hell the girl lies on the dead-alive scale-

mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean
MobileLeprechaun (: from Grayrock, TX Since: Aug, 2009 Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
(:
#64221: May 16th 2012 at 6:21:35 PM

...Um?

...Oh.

OH!

Of course...!

...Uh...

...How am I... going to do this?

make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019
LatverianBadger Calamity is a housewife from gacha hell Since: Jan, 2012 Relationship Status: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
Calamity is a housewife
#64222: May 16th 2012 at 6:22:16 PM

(is not entirely confident of the results)

"Shake the dust." - Anis Mojgani
GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#64223: May 16th 2012 at 6:26:53 PM

That depends. I'm nowhere near good enough at healing to try something like this and not botch it...

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
Rivux same old me from [a jump to the sky turns to a rider kick] Since: Aug, 2010
same old me
#64224: May 16th 2012 at 6:27:02 PM

-notices her lifeless body around and walks up to it-

Oh dear, a case of Headless Horseman I suppose. -raises one of her hands-

Well, you're still alive, miss, if that's any consolation. You're body however... yes I think I might be able to help. GPI never really likes that I interfere with the realm of the living too much, but cases like yours are honestly quite disturbing for the other guests.

mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean
MobileLeprechaun (: from Grayrock, TX Since: Aug, 2009 Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
(:
#64225: May 16th 2012 at 6:27:19 PM

D-don't worry! Don't worry. Don't worry. I can... Do this...?

(Opens cooler and examines the contents.)

...Good to see that I was lucid enough to pack surgery equipment...

(Looks over at Death)

...Would you...?

edited 16th May '12 6:28:34 PM by MobileLeprechaun

make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019

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