...
(Bullshit. I killed most of 'em years ago. The guards, too. They never found the bodies, either. Now those were murders I was proud to commit.)
-starts on his third-
...
(It really shows you haven't had booze in thirty years, you know.)
MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist-twenty beers later...-
...an' so I sed, I sed... I sed, "Dammit, Teef, yer... 'm sorry, tha' wash my faul,'"... and then she pushed me offa roof... it hurt... I don' hava fuckin' clue what I'm sayin' anymore....
edited 16th May '12 4:53:35 PM by GameSpazzer
MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist-doesn't seem to realise and continues ranting to the back of Vincent's head-
...an' then it turns out yooooou assholes were watchin' us the whole time, an' tha's fucked up... an' tha's how I lost my virgininitiny... virgi... whatever.
edited 16th May '12 5:00:47 PM by GameSpazzer
MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon AlchemistHeh.
...an' so I sed to 'im... um... I don' remember wha' Issssed, so lessay I sed... FUCK YOU, BAS'ARD... only it was... just... way cooler than that... the thing is, though, the thing is... the things is, the thing is, the.... the thing. Is.
...
...Fuck you. Tha's what the thing is...
Yer awesome, Vincent... I love you... your boots are weird...
MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist(Enters the room, looking quite disheveled and towing a human-sized cooler behind him; still slightly hung over.)
...Uh... Hello again. I have no idea why I'm here or what happened in the last few hours.
All I know is that I did... something really weird with Ritsuko earlier and I woke up outside the building atop this cooler.
Any insight as to what exactly is inside the cooler is appreciated.
*hic*
make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019-notices her lifeless body around and walks up to it-
Oh dear, a case of Headless Horseman I suppose. -raises one of her hands-
Well, you're still alive, miss, if that's any consolation. You're body however... yes I think I might be able to help. GPI never really likes that I interfere with the realm of the living too much, but cases like yours are honestly quite disturbing for the other guests.
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's meanD-don't worry! Don't worry. Don't worry. I can... Do this...?
(Opens cooler and examines the contents.)
...Good to see that I was lucid enough to pack surgery equipment...
(Looks over at Death)
...Would you...?
edited 16th May '12 6:28:34 PM by MobileLeprechaun
make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019

...
(Perfect is impossible to maintain.)
-takes a swig-
"All worlds begin in darkness and all so end. The heart is no different."-Ansem