W-well, if it'd make you feel better, I could let you have a look at your new body before trying to... um... s-surgery it onto your head. You could make sure it's nice and safe... No anomalies... But it'd be super duper safe, honesht. *hic*
(Starts on beer #4)
make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019G'bye. *hic*
'Kay, far as other solutions go... Um... Constructing a robot body...
...Attempting to locate your actual body and assess it for decomposition and/or irreparable damage...
T-tell me, do you have any idea where your body is or *hic* w-what condition it'sh in?
make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019(Returns from the kitchen, small juice glass, kitchen knife and bottle of vodka in tow.)
Y-yeah? Well you don't undershtand. That'sh you *hic* p-problem. Cloning is the only way...
(Fills glass with vodka, and begins clumsily trying to dig a tissue sample out of one of the bullet wounds.)
make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019

M'kay... Problem solving model... I know all about that...
Alright... I think our problem is pretty clear...
make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019