TVTropes Now available in the app store!
Open

Follow TV Tropes

Following

Our avatars are in a room together

Go To

LatverianBadger Calamity is a housewife from gacha hell Since: Jan, 2012 Relationship Status: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
Calamity is a housewife
#63851: May 15th 2012 at 7:11:10 AM

Isn't this neutral territory or something? What the hell did that guy do anyway?

"Shake the dust." - Anis Mojgani
Rivux same old me from [a jump to the sky turns to a rider kick] Since: Aug, 2010
same old me
#63852: May 15th 2012 at 7:11:10 AM

-uses his scythe to stop Cloud-

Now now, he isn't a very good individual, but this, unfortunately, is not how he is meant to go. I would prefer it if death were to occur naturally rather than by a forced hand.

mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean
GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#63853: May 15th 2012 at 7:13:29 AM

-doesn't loosen his hold, but stops squeezing-

But it's more fun this way.

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
LatverianBadger Calamity is a housewife from gacha hell Since: Jan, 2012 Relationship Status: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
Calamity is a housewife
#63855: May 15th 2012 at 7:16:27 AM

Bye.

Hmm. I can already tell this is gonna be a boatload of fun.

Hi. Chuck Greene.

"Shake the dust." - Anis Mojgani
Rivux same old me from [a jump to the sky turns to a rider kick] Since: Aug, 2010
same old me
#63856: May 15th 2012 at 7:17:55 AM

Hello, Chuck, I am Death.

Now, Cloud, it may be fun for you, but quite frankly his attitude will not be welcome in the afterlife where he can just kill the inhabitants over and over again.

mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean
GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#63857: May 15th 2012 at 7:19:17 AM

...Fiiiiine.

-drops him and heads for the door-

Might as well start the purge somewhere else.

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
LatverianBadger Calamity is a housewife from gacha hell Since: Jan, 2012 Relationship Status: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
Calamity is a housewife
#63858: May 15th 2012 at 7:19:38 AM

The Grim Reaper himself eh? Any chance you could help me talk to the dead or somethin'?

"Shake the dust." - Anis Mojgani
Rivux same old me from [a jump to the sky turns to a rider kick] Since: Aug, 2010
same old me
#63859: May 15th 2012 at 7:24:25 AM

-steps in front of the door-

No. No. And no. There will be no purges, those people will die as they are meant to. Without an outside hand of man.

(to Chuck) You will have to step through the door, first. -pointing to the door in the middle labeled DEATH- Though, I will not let you out so easily.

-whoever Chuck wants to talk to can walk through the door now I guess-

mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean
LatverianBadger Calamity is a housewife from gacha hell Since: Jan, 2012 Relationship Status: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
Calamity is a housewife
#63860: May 15th 2012 at 7:26:34 AM

....so this is actually happening huh? ....Pam.....I don't even know what to say to her...

...(almost tearfully)forget it....I'm not ready.

"Shake the dust." - Anis Mojgani
GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#63861: May 15th 2012 at 7:27:05 AM

Mother wishes me to cleanse these planets. I should be a good Son and do what she says. It's my duty as her puppet...

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
LatverianBadger Calamity is a housewife from gacha hell Since: Jan, 2012 Relationship Status: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
Calamity is a housewife
#63862: May 15th 2012 at 7:29:39 AM

(glares at Cloud) Great....more psychos.

"Shake the dust." - Anis Mojgani
GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#63863: May 15th 2012 at 7:30:34 AM

-stares back at him with the same benign smile on his face- Even better. More human filth.

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
Rivux same old me from [a jump to the sky turns to a rider kick] Since: Aug, 2010
same old me
#63864: May 15th 2012 at 7:31:52 AM

(to Chuck) And it shouldn't be happening! Shoo shoo! Back in the door!

(to Cloud) -smacks him upside the head with his Discipline Scythe-

She is not your mother, she is a parasite and you are not her son. I do not know how Jenova actually works.

mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean
LatverianBadger Calamity is a housewife from gacha hell Since: Jan, 2012 Relationship Status: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
Calamity is a housewife
#63865: May 15th 2012 at 7:33:02 AM

In a room with Death itself and a Psycopath.

(under his own breathe) How the hell did you deal with this shit Frank?

"Shake the dust." - Anis Mojgani
GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#63866: May 15th 2012 at 7:34:16 AM

Pretty much that. Ever seen TheThing (the John Carpenter one, not the shitty prequel)? It's extrememly similar to that, to the point where I think he/she/it might have been based off of it in the first place.

But I am still her puppet.

edited 15th May '12 7:35:25 AM by GameSpazzer

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
Rivux same old me from [a jump to the sky turns to a rider kick] Since: Aug, 2010
same old me
#63867: May 15th 2012 at 7:37:56 AM

And puppets can cut the string to their players when they develop a mind of their own. You have a mind of your own, why not cut the strings?

mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean
GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#63868: May 15th 2012 at 7:39:10 AM

My mind belongs to Mother... why fight her when it never works? Mother offers me peace. We are One.

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
LatverianBadger Calamity is a housewife from gacha hell Since: Jan, 2012 Relationship Status: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
Calamity is a housewife
#63869: May 15th 2012 at 7:40:20 AM

And what the hell did the zombies do to get you sproutin this bullshit?

"Shake the dust." - Anis Mojgani
Rivux same old me from [a jump to the sky turns to a rider kick] Since: Aug, 2010
same old me
#63870: May 15th 2012 at 7:40:46 AM

You fight her because you have something else worth living for.

I am probably going to have to go soon.

mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean
GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#63871: May 15th 2012 at 7:42:58 AM

-his eye twitches momentarily, and he shakes his head to clear it- The mate is not important. She will be cleansed with the rest.

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
Rivux same old me from [a jump to the sky turns to a rider kick] Since: Aug, 2010
same old me
#63872: May 15th 2012 at 7:45:52 AM

Your wife is important. Your family is important. You have things close to you that would be ever so terrible to part with. Death is not cleansing. And now I must go.

-Death leaves through his doorway, the door disappears-

Gotta go!

edited 15th May '12 7:46:52 AM by Rivux

mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean
GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#63873: May 15th 2012 at 7:47:25 AM

Bye!

-closes his eyes tightly, muttering to himself in an unknown language-

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
LatverianBadger Calamity is a housewife from gacha hell Since: Jan, 2012 Relationship Status: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
Calamity is a housewife
#63874: May 15th 2012 at 7:48:43 AM

Bye.

(blinks a bit at the weirdness that just happened)

(go gets a beer)

"Shake the dust." - Anis Mojgani
GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#63875: May 15th 2012 at 7:52:22 AM

-staggers over to a wall, muttering to himself and leaning against it with one hand, clutching his head in the other-

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist

Total posts: 1,363,356
Top