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GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#63151: May 11th 2012 at 8:38:27 PM

I hereby designate Problem Sleuth as Room Therapist.

-sits down next to him-

...I'm sorry. I don't suppose you'd mind... being friends or something...

{Well, this is awkward.}

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
Jamdat369 Does What You Don't from Terca Lumireis Since: Sep, 2011
Does What You Don't
#63152: May 11th 2012 at 8:40:39 PM

Being just friends is about the worst thing you could do to me.-buries his head in his knees-

"All worlds begin in darkness and all so end. The heart is no different."-Ansem
MobileLeprechaun (: from Grayrock, TX Since: Aug, 2009 Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
(:
#63153: May 11th 2012 at 8:44:23 PM

*Sniffle* Mmm... m'kay. *hic*

Well... I wash a shcientishst... w-with NERV... No wait, it was um... SHEELE? No, GEHIRN. It wash called GEHIRN back then but then some bashtard changed it and it wash confusing...

*hic* But anyway, I met thith girl... And she wash so nice to me... No one was ever thish nice to me! Not my parenth, not my clashmates at shcool, no one! I... I hated people before I met her... And then I met her... And... And then I met her... And then I liked people! *hic*

And we got married. And I changed my lasht name to be hersh inshtead. *hic* And we had a kid... B-but... But one day...

*Sniff* We were doing a... shcience thing... And it went wrong... And now...

She's dead.

(Sobs hysterically on Problem Sleuth's shoulder)

make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019
GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#63154: May 11th 2012 at 8:45:45 PM

I, um...

...

Sorry. I'm grateful for what you did, but... I can't repay you like that... I'm sorry.

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
Jamdat369 Does What You Don't from Terca Lumireis Since: Sep, 2011
Does What You Don't
#63155: May 11th 2012 at 8:48:41 PM

Cant you? How bout one date?

"All worlds begin in darkness and all so end. The heart is no different."-Ansem
Rivux same old me from [a jump to the sky turns to a rider kick] Since: Aug, 2010
same old me
#63156: May 11th 2012 at 8:50:54 PM

Problem Sleuth: Solving all your problems, even the kinds that aren't Weird Puzzle Shit.

-patting his shoulder-

Shooosh, there there Mr. Gendo. I can see that you're having trouble coping with your wife's death, but you should stay strong for her! I don't think she'd want you to stay incredibly sad and miserable! You said you got a kid, right? You should do everything you can for him for her sake.

mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean
GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#63157: May 11th 2012 at 8:51:34 PM

I — I couldn't do that to Tifa, not after everything she's been through... what I put her through, I should say....

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
Jamdat369 Does What You Don't from Terca Lumireis Since: Sep, 2011
Does What You Don't
#63158: May 11th 2012 at 8:53:57 PM

I understand...-gets up glumily walks away a disappears-

"All worlds begin in darkness and all so end. The heart is no different."-Ansem
GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#63159: May 11th 2012 at 8:55:24 PM

-sits there feeling guilty-

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
MobileLeprechaun (: from Grayrock, TX Since: Aug, 2009 Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
(:
#63160: May 11th 2012 at 8:57:51 PM

*Sob*

*Sniffle*

O-okay... *Sniffle* Urrk... Th-thanksh sho mush, Prolblem Shleuth...

(Stands up unsteadily)

I... feel... better now... You're *hic* a great friend...

(Passes out cold)

Gotta go. Goodnight, all. :)

make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019
Jamdat369 Does What You Don't from Terca Lumireis Since: Sep, 2011
Does What You Don't
#63161: May 11th 2012 at 9:00:21 PM

-Yuki Terumi walks on the scene-

Very nice Mr. Strife!

"All worlds begin in darkness and all so end. The heart is no different."-Ansem
Rivux same old me from [a jump to the sky turns to a rider kick] Since: Aug, 2010
same old me
#63162: May 11th 2012 at 9:02:11 PM

Bye!

-moves Gendo off the floor, onto the couch, and into a position so any vomit doesn't clog his windpipe-

Well, I'm hoping he at least remembers what I've told him. ...wait when did I become Problem Therapist? Whatever.

-drinks the remainder of his beer-

mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean
GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#63163: May 11th 2012 at 9:02:31 PM

-heads back inside and props Gendo up on the couch-

...That sucked. How am I supposed to pay him back?

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
StrawberrytheSecond Just a Bug from the Ark Since: May, 2012
Just a Bug
#63164: May 11th 2012 at 9:12:21 PM

-Master Chief walks in-

This is weird.

This is a robbery. Give me all of your money and I'll kill you.
Rivux same old me from [a jump to the sky turns to a rider kick] Since: Aug, 2010
same old me
#63165: May 11th 2012 at 9:14:54 PM

I take it he didn't exactly welcome you're attempts at reconciling.

(to Master Chief) Hey.

mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean
Jamdat369 Does What You Don't from Terca Lumireis Since: Sep, 2011
Does What You Don't
#63166: May 11th 2012 at 9:15:48 PM

-Terumi walks into the room after Cloud-

"All worlds begin in darkness and all so end. The heart is no different."-Ansem
Tatsumar Since: Mar, 2011
#63167: May 11th 2012 at 9:48:37 PM

So you're a therapist now? Jeeze, you're job must be really loose.

Oh.... um C-cloud...... Daddy is working at a restaurant now! Eddie's girlfriend found a spot for him that doesn't cook with meat....

Deer
GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#63168: May 11th 2012 at 9:51:04 PM

-flops down into a chair and rubs his forehead-

That's nice...

edited 11th May '12 9:53:14 PM by GameSpazzer

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
Rivux same old me from [a jump to the sky turns to a rider kick] Since: Aug, 2010
same old me
#63169: May 11th 2012 at 9:56:54 PM

Problem Sleuth, kids, solving all your problems even if they're not of the Weird Puzzle Shit variety. Well, now it is I guess.

mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean
GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#63170: May 11th 2012 at 10:01:08 PM

Still have to sort out the mess with Tifa and Denzel... I still look like this... and to top it off, I'm still indebted to my benefactor, and probably always will be. Son of a bitch...

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
Rivux same old me from [a jump to the sky turns to a rider kick] Since: Aug, 2010
same old me
#63171: May 11th 2012 at 10:16:49 PM

-nods while drinking some beer-

-Spades Slick walks in because I dunno-

-stares at Problem Sleuth- You're the guy that showed me your gay pornography.

And you're the guy that attacked me in a noncanon donation driven plotline!

mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean
GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#63172: May 11th 2012 at 10:21:31 PM

...huh?

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
Rivux same old me from [a jump to the sky turns to a rider kick] Since: Aug, 2010
same old me
#63173: May 11th 2012 at 10:29:57 PM

This is deeply festered meta bullshit.

I'm too fucking tired to deal with this guy's bullshit so I'll skip straight to the chase.

Name's Spades Slick. Knife to meet all of you. -stabs Problem Sleuth-

Ow! -slumps back against the couch and knocks out-

-sits down in a chair and dozes off-

Bleh, too tired now. Gonna go to sleep now I guess.

mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean
FergardStratoavis A Fluff Ringer from Bellveins (Troper Knight) Relationship Status: A gay little love melody
A Fluff Ringer
#63174: May 12th 2012 at 3:27:00 AM

(bouncing bounce) Hiya everyone! :D

...There's a distinct smell of snake here, but I wasn't here for so long...

Hi everyone. What did I miss?

Jamdat369 Does What You Don't from Terca Lumireis Since: Sep, 2011
Does What You Don't
#63175: May 12th 2012 at 5:16:26 AM

-notices other Terumi-

Hmmm...

"All worlds begin in darkness and all so end. The heart is no different."-Ansem

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