*Sniffle* Mmm... m'kay. *hic*
Well... I wash a shcientishst... w-with NERV... No wait, it was um... SHEELE? No, GEHIRN. It wash called GEHIRN back then but then some bashtard changed it and it wash confusing...
*hic* But anyway, I met thith girl... And she wash so nice to me... No one was ever thish nice to me! Not my parenth, not my clashmates at shcool, no one! I... I hated people before I met her... And then I met her... And... And then I met her... And then I liked people! *hic*
And we got married. And I changed my lasht name to be hersh inshtead. *hic* And we had a kid... B-but... But one day...
*Sniff* We were doing a... shcience thing... And it went wrong... And now...
She's dead.
(Sobs hysterically on Problem Sleuth's shoulder)
make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019Problem Sleuth: Solving all your problems, even the kinds that aren't Weird Puzzle Shit.
-patting his shoulder-
Shooosh, there there Mr. Gendo. I can see that you're having trouble coping with your wife's death, but you should stay strong for her! I don't think she'd want you to stay incredibly sad and miserable! You said you got a kid, right? You should do everything you can for him for her sake.
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's meanBye!
-moves Gendo off the floor, onto the couch, and into a position so any vomit doesn't clog his windpipe-
Well, I'm hoping he at least remembers what I've told him. ...wait when did I become Problem Therapist? Whatever.
-drinks the remainder of his beer-
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean-nods while drinking some beer-
-Spades Slick
◊ walks in because I dunno-
-stares at Problem Sleuth- You're the guy that showed me your gay pornography.
And you're the guy that attacked me in a noncanon donation driven plotline!
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's meanThis is deeply festered meta bullshit.
I'm too fucking tired to deal with this guy's bullshit so I'll skip straight to the chase.
Name's Spades Slick. Knife to meet all of you. -stabs Problem Sleuth-
Ow! -slumps back against the couch and knocks out-
-sits down in a chair and dozes off-
Bleh, too tired now. Gonna go to sleep now I guess.
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean

I hereby designate Problem Sleuth as Room Therapist.
-sits down next to him-
...I'm sorry. I don't suppose you'd mind... being friends or something...
{Well, this is awkward.}
MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist