W - well, I am an Evangelion pilot by occupation, and I live in a very nice little apartment. My interests include collecting rusty trinkets so I can feel of them with my fingers and spending time with The Commander.
I am the First Angel and progenitor of the lilin. When I'm not a helpless little fetus, I like to take long walks on the beach and listen to classical music. Eheh~
edited 9th May '12 6:05:24 PM by MobileLeprechaun
make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019Well, it's a long story, Mister Sleuth. I was... Taller once. Much taller. Several stories, even. And then some... Thing happened, my soul was seperated from my body and spent some time in a child's body. My other body, meanwhile, regressed to... Well, this. (Points to fetal self) Interesting times, I'd say. And Angels, if you're curious, are sort of like lil- er, humans, only more so. Make sense? :)
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make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019No offense, Mister Strife, but that might be the medicine talking.
S - so how do you help people with their problems, Mister Sleuth? I have some... friends that have quite a few problems. Young Master Ikari tells me that we can't go on an outing together because he has problems. Do you think you would be able to help him with his problems?
make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019Most of the problems I help solve are the types you need a hardboiled detective. Got a murder on your hands? I'll find the culprit and show him what for. Got a mystery you need solving? I'm the sleuth for a job. Need someone roughed up? Me and my buddies are on it. Up to your neck in weird puzzle shit? I'm on the case.
That being said, I'm not a therapist. If he's got mental issue or something, the most I can do is direct him to an actual certified therapist.
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's meanYou're kidding me right? A therapist is a person who helps somebody with their mental issues. Think you're seeing things? They can help you with that. Depressed and whiny? They can help you with that. Have daddy issues and an inferiority complex? They can help you with that. Think it's alright to masturbate over a dead chick's body? They can help you with that.
edited 9th May '12 7:35:40 PM by Rivux
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's meanOh! Then I think these um, therapists might be able to help my friend Ikari. Th - thank you, Mister Sleuth! I'll speak with The Commander about it when I get home later. You really are a good problem solver, aren't you? Eheh~ :)
(Sees human!raccoon brothers enter)
H - hello there, chaps! What have you got in that satchel? Do you have any rusty spoons?
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make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019-Human! Lifty glares at Rei-
Rust- Whaddya think we're poor? Course we don't have rusty spoons in here!
Sheesh, someone fell off the stupid truck.
-Human! Shifty jumps at the sight of PS-
T-thieves!? Nah, we ain't thieves! We collect stuff, Mister Fuzz!
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Deer

I'm Dante a demon hunter.
He's Cloud Strife a dilevery boy until a few days ago when the world decided it didn't want to play nice any more.
"All worlds begin in darkness and all so end. The heart is no different."-Ansem