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Rivux same old me from [a jump to the sky turns to a rider kick] Since: Aug, 2010
same old me
#58826: Apr 28th 2012 at 9:19:54 PM

   -incredibly unnerved now and tries to throw the butterknife at him the best one can as a cat-   

   MEOW MEOW MEOW MEW MREOW. MEOW MEOW MEOW. (ALRIGHT FUCK THIS SHIT FUCK THAT SHIT I'M OUT OF HERE. OLLIES OUTIE WEIRDO.)   

   -absconds to the highest point of the room-   

mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean
Jamdat369 Does What You Don't from Terca Lumireis Since: Sep, 2011
Does What You Don't
#58827: Apr 28th 2012 at 9:21:05 PM

Just do something nice for her.

"All worlds begin in darkness and all so end. The heart is no different."-Ansem
Tatsumar Since: Mar, 2011
#58828: Apr 28th 2012 at 9:24:05 PM

I understand..... what it's like......

-Faust gets closer and closer-

To be called a creature........ I'll protect you.....

...... Maybe you should go on a vacation with her?

Deer
GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#58829: Apr 28th 2012 at 9:24:21 PM

What qualifies as "nice?" I sort of covered up this stuff for almost a year...

I can't afford that.... Maybe I'll take off work and... I don't know.

-watches and waits for the shitstorm-

edited 28th Apr '12 9:25:26 PM by GameSpazzer

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
Jamdat369 Does What You Don't from Terca Lumireis Since: Sep, 2011
Does What You Don't
#58830: Apr 28th 2012 at 9:27:05 PM

Buy her a gift, spend some time with her, do something fun together. Hell, I pt the cash if you need it.

edited 28th Apr '12 9:27:55 PM by Jamdat369

"All worlds begin in darkness and all so end. The heart is no different."-Ansem
Rivux same old me from [a jump to the sky turns to a rider kick] Since: Aug, 2010
same old me
#58831: Apr 28th 2012 at 9:27:22 PM

   MEOW. MEW MEOW MEW MEW. HISSSSSS MREOW MREOW MREOW MREOW!!!!(FUCK. NO HIGHER PLACES WHERE HE CAN'T REACH ME.... NO NO NO YOU STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME OR I WILL SCRATCH YOUR EYES OUT AND PISS IN YOUR SHOES!!!!)   

Not sure whether to help it because it looks adorable or to not help it because it's the enemy.

Lime Kitten/Cat is so fun to play as!

mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean
Tatsumar Since: Mar, 2011
#58832: Apr 28th 2012 at 9:27:25 PM

Flowers and gifts might be too cheesy....

.... If I don't protect you........ a scary person will kill you.....

-Faust has a tinge of sadness in his voice-

..... That's..... that's what they do to monsters.......

Deer
GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#58833: Apr 28th 2012 at 9:32:22 PM

-to Dante- I guess that could work —

-stares at Arrok- Flowers?! Are you fucking kidding me?! Sure, why don't I just bring her a basket full of baby heads, she'll love that!! Where the fuck am I supposed to get them, huh? Just rip them out of the ground?!

Fucking flowers....

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
Tatsumar Since: Mar, 2011
#58834: Apr 28th 2012 at 9:34:54 PM

I said it was too cheesy. I'm sorry. I didn't mean to offend.

Deer
Rivux same old me from [a jump to the sky turns to a rider kick] Since: Aug, 2010
same old me
#58835: Apr 28th 2012 at 9:35:29 PM

   MEOW MEOW. MREOW MREOW MEW. MREOW MREOW MREOW MEOW. (points to Dave with paw) MREOW MEOW MEOW MEW. (pats self with paw) MREOW MREOW MREOW HISS MEOW. MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW. MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW. mew mew mew mew... HISSS!!!   

   (YOU DUMBASS, I AM A MONSTER. I AM A MONSTER THAT KILLS. I AM A MONSTER THAT IS MEANT TO KILL THAT GUY. THAT GUY IS MEANT TO KILL ME. I AM A MONSTER THAT'S MEANT TO KILL EVERYTHING THAT'S NOT A MONSTER. I WILL MAKE YOU FUCKING UNDERSTAND THAT BY RIPPING YOU TO SHREDS. OH HOW I WISH I HAD VOCAL CORDS... RAGGGGHHHH!!!!)   

   -bares claws, lunges, and proceeds to claw at Faust-   

You know, typically flowers do come from the ground.

mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean
GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#58836: Apr 28th 2012 at 9:39:53 PM

-watches- This is what's called, "learning the hard way."

-to Arrok and Dave- I know that!! But seriously... flowers? I'm not made of money, you know. Not to mention, the fact that I'd even have them... you should have seen Aeris's church before the cure popped up, but... -sighs-

And the only place I've ever seen them that's within reasonable distance is around Zack's grave... but that'd be creepy.

No. I'm not picking any flowers.

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
Tatsumar Since: Mar, 2011
#58837: Apr 28th 2012 at 9:42:39 PM

....... I....... I was part of an experiment........ It was bad.... .

-Faust takes a step closer, his voice wavering-

A father lost his son......... Faust...... they decided.......... to take the life force of a common...... monster..... to give him life........... the end result...... was the fusion of the two's minds.......... They hurt me.... really bad.... I want.... to protect friends... from scary people.....

..... I think Cloud may need something more than a simple gift..... Maybe a.... um....

edited 28th Apr '12 9:43:44 PM by Tatsumar

Deer
GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#58838: Apr 28th 2012 at 9:46:50 PM

Faust is being really cool about being mauled by a cat. :D

...I should probably wait until after the vasectomy before I have sex. Just to be sure.

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
ctang15 i am a crapshoot from my chaaaair ~ Since: Jul, 2011 Relationship Status: I'm just high on the world
i am a crapshoot
#58839: Apr 28th 2012 at 9:48:20 PM

A soul!

Reality and the existence thereof hinges upon the future of mankind and bacteriakind
GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#58840: Apr 28th 2012 at 9:49:49 PM

-stares- ...Last time I checked, mako was still very, very illegal. And also deadly.

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
Tatsumar Since: Mar, 2011
#58841: Apr 28th 2012 at 9:53:38 PM

Eh? Mako? What do you mean?

-Faust manages to pull the cat off of him-

Don't worry friend...... I won't let the scary people...... do the terrible things....... they did to me......

Deer
GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#58842: Apr 28th 2012 at 9:56:10 PM

-puts the cat outside again-

You need to find better friends. Here. -hands him a cabbage- It can't hurt you, and it doesn't hate you. Make friends with it.

-to Arrok- You know... mako? The Lifestream? Souls? Bioluminescence? -points to his eyes- You never wondered why they did that?

edited 28th Apr '12 9:57:35 PM by GameSpazzer

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
LatverianBadger Calamity is a housewife from gacha hell Since: Jan, 2012 Relationship Status: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
Calamity is a housewife
#58843: Apr 28th 2012 at 9:57:31 PM

(is still tiny, and is standing atop an open book, reading)

Hmmm....interesting....

"Shake the dust." - Anis Mojgani
Tatsumar Since: Mar, 2011
#58844: Apr 28th 2012 at 9:58:42 PM

-Faust stares at the cabbage before stomping on it-

You think....... this............ is friend?

-His souless eyes don't show any anger-

This is joke.....

I just assumed that your world was like that. Some races have glowing eyes in my world.

edited 28th Apr '12 9:59:44 PM by Tatsumar

Deer
GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#58845: Apr 28th 2012 at 9:59:50 PM

And making friends with someone who hates you isn't?

-to Arrok- No, just the freaks where I'm from.

-to Shuma- Okay, look. I never thought I'd ask this, but he needs to learn this lesson somehow, or he's just going to keep getting hurt and eventually develop a warped sense of what relationships are.

Can you change the orge and Bang back, please?

edited 28th Apr '12 10:01:33 PM by GameSpazzer

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
Rivux same old me from [a jump to the sky turns to a rider kick] Since: Aug, 2010
same old me
#58846: Apr 28th 2012 at 10:05:03 PM

   MYEH. -splats against a window- MEOW MEOW MEOW!!! (HOW LETTING ME BE ABLE TO SPEAK!?)   

You know, keeping the ogre like that might be a good thing.

OOC:Also, dammit Spaz. You gave me an idea. I don't know what Faust looks like so I just made him bright pink.

edited 28th Apr '12 10:06:58 PM by Rivux

mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean
Tatsumar Since: Mar, 2011
#58847: Apr 28th 2012 at 10:05:33 PM

You don't....... you don't understand....

-Faust utters a monotone growl-

I was a monster......... until scary people took me....... and changed me...... into this.......... I don't.... want others to be like me......... detached.... I can't feel me........ only what Faust feels.....

Pffft, I love you Rivux.

edited 28th Apr '12 10:06:37 PM by Tatsumar

Deer
GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#58848: Apr 28th 2012 at 10:11:44 PM

Look, I know what that's like, I really do. And I'm sorry, and I wish I could help, but I can't. But that's irrelevant right now. The point is, you're harassing him, he clearly hates you and wants you dead, and it isn't fair to him. You can't force people into these things.

It is GLORIOUS.

edited 28th Apr '12 10:12:51 PM by GameSpazzer

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
LatverianBadger Calamity is a housewife from gacha hell Since: Jan, 2012 Relationship Status: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
Calamity is a housewife
#58849: Apr 28th 2012 at 10:14:25 PM

Pah! Very well.

(reverts Lime Kitten to ogre form. Bang is still tiny though)

Wha - I'm still small!!!

I know.

Because I find Tiny!Bang highly amusing and will thus keep him that way for now. Mwahahahaha!

"Shake the dust." - Anis Mojgani
Tatsumar Since: Mar, 2011
#58850: Apr 28th 2012 at 10:15:55 PM

Don't hurt him....... and I won't touch him..........

-Faust maybe still monotone, but he seems to intend to say it in a mocking tone-

As the scary people say................. it's an order.....

Deer

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